Fatcation

When on vacation and you do more getting fat than vacationing

When you are on a cruise on which food and alcohol is paid for and exercise is optional, you are on a fatcation

by Keller O August 17, 2011

Future Fabrication

Tactic men use by making statments to women referencing future events they never intend to occur, in order to attain the booty

jon: i know its 2 months away but i would be honored to have some one as beautiful as you to kiss when the ball drops, you should be my date for new years
jane: oh that sounds like so much fun jon
jon: ( thinks to self) hell yes! a few more of these future fabrications and its a total score for the night! Booty Secured!

by osogood03 November 19, 2010

failationship

Basically, a relationship, that is a failure

"Britney Spears and Kevin Federline totally had a failationship."

by Arjunftf January 16, 2009

facation

A trip to visit relatives extending beyond one day. Literally "fake vacation." Not to be confused with the term "vacation" which may include relaxation and/or solitude.

During our facation to Seattle, we stayed with my sister-in-law. The kids loved playing with their cousins. Phew, I'm ready to get back to work for some recovery.

by willro January 16, 2008

Failcation

What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.

"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."

by shellandrill May 29, 2013

failization

a realization that two people failed,
one right after the other

that was an EPIC failization!

by gman979 October 19, 2009

Fabrication for the Nation

When the government creates an elaborate hoax or lie to cover something up or make something a scape goat.

- Was 9/11 extremists?
-Nah man, that's just fabrication for the nation, it were the government

by diddydino February 22, 2011