by DayleSnail February 13, 2009
Get the Falafel mug.This is a deviant sexual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. Person A positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and masturbate rigorously. Person B inserts the pickle into their own rectum, then squats over person A's face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the Chickpee. Then, person B remove the pickle from their own rectum and inserted into person A's asshole, while A, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of Terri Schiavo/Christopher Reeves/ Stephen Hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. Finally, just as person A is about to climax, B violently rips the pickle from the other person's ass comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams Allahu Akbar infidel, and leaves to go Crusade the Holy Land.
Randy - dude what the fuck happened to your nose?
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time
by Mjolnir12982 April 17, 2017
Get the Awful Falafel mug.Someone of middle eastern persuasion. Affectionate term for a friend, or mild insult.
Also used if someone is a messy eater.
Also used if someone is a messy eater.
by lezleeah November 16, 2010
Get the falafel face mug.A phrase used to describe a member of the sand nigger community, someone who hates Israel, or of any Arab descent. The socially appropriate way of saying sand nigger.
by People-Hater-1 October 19, 2023
Get the Falafel People mug.Jared: Hey, do you want a Sloppy Falafel?
Michael: Yeah man, I totes want a rim-job from Ryan Simpson.
Michael: Yeah man, I totes want a rim-job from Ryan Simpson.
by dellbeck November 5, 2010
Get the Sloppy Falafel mug.by gerudo65 November 25, 2009
Get the falafel queen mug.A real nice, pink vagina. May or may not be nice and meaty. But, in general great for sex.
Opposite of a blue waffle.
Opposite of a blue waffle.
Man, that chick last night had a pink falafel, it was just beautiful.
Blue waffles? Fuck that, I want some pink falafels.
Blue waffles? Fuck that, I want some pink falafels.
by highfivetovaginas April 19, 2010
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