fairytale fucked

To be Humped by a fairytale creature or to engange in intercoarse or otherwise copulate with creatures of a magical, fabled or otherwise mythical origin

Im going to Humpedey Dumpety you

You are fairytale fucking me?

Yes you are fairytale fucked.

by Haradrel December 27, 2005

FairyTale Ending

When both partners climax at the same time.

The sex was so good, we came at the same time; it was a FairyTale Ending.

by jupitermudd December 20, 2010

farkface

A snobbish person that's a thorn in your flesh and looks constipated at least 90% of the time. Usually describing the bitch or unfavourable boss's favourite female employee in the office.

That farkface just can't shut her trap, now the boss thinks i was the one who started it.

Leave that company please. Farkface will never give you a chance.

by Fat Rabbit July 21, 2005

Fartface

An individual who has the constant stench of flatulent surrounding their face.

-'Have you ever met that Dan Williamson?'
-'Yes and his face smelt of farts...'
-'It's not his fault, he is a fartface, a dissorder he was born with'
-'Unforgivable'

by Enjoysthewin November 26, 2011

fartfacedog

___________; something you use to say when you are at a loss for words
something you use when you try to censor yourself.

goshhh stop being such a fartfacedog!

by fartfaceddog January 26, 2007

Fairytale Fold

A FairyTale fold is that perfect fold you make in your bed's blanket, most commonly seen in FairyTales or other animated movies/series.

"Mommy tucked me in the most perfect Fairytale Fold last night!"

by Bee-Nut Butter July 3, 2022

Fairytale of New York

A Christmas song the BBC loves to whinge about because it has the word "faggot" in it and distorts it to suit their own false narrative that the song is homophobic, when really "faggot" can be used as an Irish slang to call someone a lazy person.

Fairytale of New York is not a homophobic song, so stop taking it out of context to fit your SJW narrative you whiners!

by UltimateDoge August 31, 2022