fahlèn

A rare title awarded in the event of birth of a bad motherfucker; a potential "nick-name" worn only with all its glory. It's a name of honour, as much as a statement of awesomeness, worn only by the worthy individuals. It is exclusively awarded to a man with following traits: Generally considered handsome & somewhat of a prodigy, mind-blowingly charming, intellectual, talented, popularly described as a perfectly shaped badass motherfucker with the gift of game.

Usually paired with the male name of ancient roman origin; Emil.

Amongst title-winners are men such as: Samuel Leroy Jackson, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Vladimir Vladimirovitj Putin and Major Robert Henry Cain VC (Awarded the Victoria Cross 6th of December 1944).

Nurse: "Congratulations with the newborn! Oh, look at that baby boy, he's gifted..."

Father: "Honey, we should name him Emil Fahlèn"

by Vladimir Chechenkov September 26, 2013

Fahari

A sexy ass nigga

That is a fahari 😍

by anonymous January 13, 2021

Fahad Logic

Fahad Logic is when somebody does the opposite of what they say their going to do (see lying)

Fahad: "I've got a BMW and the new iPhone X"
Jamal: "Nah fam you ain't, that's Fahad logic"

by guccislayer January 28, 2018

Failagram

When one is trying to be humorous (or witty) in a statement about a subject when they are either misinformed and/or believe they are correct despite it is obvious that they are not correct as well as being a play on the word "Telegram" used to describe someone who isn't effectively or properly getting their point across.

Josh tried tried so hard to make a comeback when Cody insulted his girlfriend for sleeping around with three other guys last week, but he couldn't get the words out right at all. Total failagram.

by Kike Man March 6, 2010

fadlag

(Lagging) Behind the trend

OMG I have such bad fadlag!

I only discovered facebook yesterday!

by twiga February 24, 2009

Failasaurus Rex

A very large dinosaur, akin to the T-Rex, but much more fail... It was probably the first to die during the giant meteor shower. Now used in the Mid-Michigan suburbs as a term for people who tend to fail on a scale almost beyond epic. In fact, their entire existence seems to be FAIL.

Person1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Person2:Yeah, I heard he tripped walking down the hall, fell into a girl, broke his leg, and got charged with sexual harassment.
Person3: Jimmy's a total Failasaurus Rex.

by Azraelsfall January 13, 2009

Fahsai

Super short Asian (but not the shortest person in the friend group), a gay ass and is pretty funny.

omg Fahsai definitely fits her definition

by hearttzuyuknowsbest;) December 12, 2018