Farcus

Farcus- (far-cuss or fark-us) is a word that means absolutely nothing bad yet sounds like a cuss word. This is to confuse authority figures apon using it (i.e. Teachers, policemen, tax attorneys) This is to show the incompitence of curse words themselves. Social outrage and disgust is the desired effect by the person being called farcus showing that curse words are what we make of them.

If the used person is angered the user is to laugh and not explain why giving the desired affect of just screwing with someone.

Also farcus can be used in different tences and gramar types. (i.e. Fark, farking, farker, farcus)

Fark- Fark you man!
Farker- Look at that mother farker.
Farking- I farking love vagina!
Farcus- Ah FARCUS I don't wanna visit my mother in law!

by Matt Galey June 14, 2007

faeces freak

Andrew Twigge of Huddersfield, West Yorkshire England is a dirty faeces freak who enjoys masturbating whilst sitting in his own shit. He lickes licking the poo from his fingers and also enjoys picking out poo nuts and feeding them to his pet squirrel. mHe also hates Michael Schumacher

Poo licker, bum picker

by deevonbeasleychicagocoonkilla June 17, 2004

Foecus

Premature shit resulting in a faecal incident.

Laura and Annette walked in on Shane giving birth to a foecus after a particularly rock hard schnitty, they where so shocked they dropped their spoofy chips.

by anonymous June 3, 2018

faenus

"fay-nuss"
a cleaner way to say a "f*****g asshole."

The guy who cut me off is a faenus.

by catzpjamz April 12, 2010

Faccusation

Bringing facts to back up an accusation. A factual accusation, simply not based on speculation or inconclusive deduction.

No, I am not accusing you of sleeping with him. The faccusation is true, look at these pictures of you two together, in bed.

by flipwerd June 12, 2013

Faeces Facial

A kinky sexual ritual where one specimen shits into a container of melted ice cream. Wait 10 minutes until mixing the juices. While mixing and laxatives. Then use the cream as shaving cream.

This morning I used my Faeces Facial and I fell fresh.

by CacAflac January 19, 2018

Foecus

Premature shit resulting in a faecal incident.

Laura & Annette walked in on Shane giving birth to a 'Foecus' after a particularly rock hard schnitt, they were so shocked they dropped their spooky chips.

by anonymous June 3, 2018