Leftist-Fascist

A term meant referring to an advocate of Marxist totalitarianism. Countries with prominent Left-fascist governments (as of 2010) include Syria, North Korea, Cuba and Venezuela. Left fascist regimes are typified by secret police, a dictatorial government, ostentacious support for Marxist ideology, and a kinship with other Marxist governments. For a more detailed description of the term, see "Liberal Fascism" by Jonah Goldberg. In regards the former post-war East Germany, see also the term "Fourth Reich".

Leftist-fascists consider the term as an insult, and do not accept the term. But Leftist-fascists also support totalitarian regimes in the name of social justice (see "doublethink", George Orwell). Most everyone else, and especially victims of Left fascist regimes (such as the people of Eastern Europe) find the term quite accurate.

Calling a Stalinist regime a "progressive state" simply because it is ruled by Marxists and is allied with other Marxist dictatorships is not accurate. A government that murders dissidents, executes people who try to leave the country, has no democratic elections and treats its citizens like chattel is more approrpiately called a "Left fascist" regime, and is ruled and supported by Leftist-fascists.

by DrCruel October 1, 2010

Fashion Fascist

The kind of shop/brand that dictates and influences what people think are/is nice/smart and not because they actually like it. The mere fact this shop/brand sells it makes it come in fashion even if its fugly. Normally students fall under the brutal regime of the fashion fascists. One season a fashion fascist victim can see an item of clothing and detest it, the next the same item would be bought and worn.

"Despite that floral dress looking like it should have never made the drawing board i have an urge to buy it simply because this shop sells it"

Fashion Fascists - Topshop.

by senor-b April 9, 2009

Formula Fascist

Any person who staunchly supports the use of commercial infant formula as the right way to feed babies, who rigorously opposes public support for breastfeeding, and who is intolerant of those who do not conform to that belief.

The formula fascists filed a complaint when the maternity hospital stopped giving away welcome bags supplied by the formula company.

by Anne G. August 22, 2008

Tea Fascist

Someone who gives very specific instructions regarding how their tea should be made, many tea fascists will simply insist on making their own tea because no one else "gets it right".

Do you have milk and sugar in your tea?

Just leave it, I'll add the milk. I'm a bit of a tea fascist!

by Rude McDude August 20, 2010

Facebook fascist

n. A person who feels a keen sense of moral outrage when they see Facebook statuses of other people which they deem to be unworthy of their attention.

Such people will often then (some might say ironically) post Facebook statuses expressing their contempt.

Person A: YAY SNOW! Back to bed for me then :D (24 likes)

Person B : Woo it's snowing! (12 likes)

Facebook fascist X: LAIK OMG GUYZ ITZ ONLY SNOW, ITZ NOT LIKE WE DIDN'T SEE IT WHEN IT SNOWED 5 YRS AGO SO WOULD EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE SNOW STATUSES, YOU'RE TOTALLY SHITTING ALL OVER MY NEWS FEED WITH YOUR INANE BABBLE. (0 likes)

by Mpaper August 7, 2011

Closet Fascist

Closet Fascist- Someone who claims to be a republican, but when that person speaks he/she resembles Hitler.

Joe Wurzelbacher-"To be honest with you, I don't think journalists should be anywhere allowed war . I liked back in World War I and World War II, when you'd go to the theater and you'd see your troops on the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for them," this means Joe Wurzelbacher is a "Closet Fascist"

by Ken Bluth March 11, 2009

Fascist Principle

The last resort of a losing party in an argument is often to compare their interlocutor to a fascist.

Youre a total fascist and your argument sucks.

by GuestBob May 13, 2005