Faecal Fuck

Having your significant other snap off a shit into a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo.

"Where did Shannan dissapear to?"
" Down the servo with Ricky to buy condoms for a faecal fuck, That bitch loves the shit out of him aye"
"literally"

by ShannanD July 25, 2023

Not-so-phantom faeces

when the methane emitted does actually contain feaces molecules, this may result in the unconciousness of people in your imediate vicinty

liam: fuck, that girl just dropped down dead

Gary: yeh, i just let out a not-so-phantom faeces

by flangeface March 27, 2011

faecal position

Feeling like, and possibly smelling like, and lying in the position of a turd

I hauled a whole bottle of white lightening and spent the next day in the faecal position on the lounge floor

by Elizabeth April 7, 2005

conya-shit-faecas

conya is the term that travellers use as shit

eat my conya ball which means eat my shit ball

by ethan March 5, 2005

Faecebooking

Facebooking while making a #2 on the toilet

Jess commented saying: Hey Kev, every time I change a roll of toilet paper, I think of the time you stuck the roll on sideways to piss off yur roomate.

Kevin commented saying: Man, that was a hoot.. wait.. are you faecebooking right now!?!? Gross!

by kledou1 February 3, 2009

faecalphiliac

The scientific definition of a faecalphiliac would be someone who has a sexual fetish for human excrement.

"Gary craves to lick the shite from your arse" - therefore Gary is a faecalphiliac

by Butt Munch May 29, 2003

faecesious

When someone is being faecesious it means they is talking crap.
Comes from the word "faeces"=crap

- I just bought an elephant
- Stop being faecesious!

by Tim R August 13, 2005