Facon

Fake bacon- usually refered to off brand bacon such as turkey bacon

Mom I don’t want facon I want bacon!

by Jacobdahomie December 30, 2018

Fagoon

A lagoon like body of water in which homosexuals commit sexual acts and/or acts of goonery.

Goon: "that sure was a hard day of gooning, I sure would like to simmer down In a Fagoon right now"

by skler berferd February 25, 2015

Faloon

1. used to describe a deformed person
2. a test tube baby
3. a baboon-like person
4. an idiot

"whoa that dude is hideous man!" - dude 1
"be easy on him, he's a faloon" - dude 2

by Thomas Ergo August 19, 2008

fanooner

Another term for a Vagina or Vag.

Shes got one stanky danky fanooner!

by Klondike May 6, 2007

fapoon

somthing in the middle between a fork and a spoon

i need a fapoon for my inventory

by fapoon November 12, 2018

facon

fake bacon like you buy in a jar or that you get at a cheap take out place

I eat facon on my salad. There was facon on that poutine.

by peders July 14, 2012

Facon

A person who believes his life is hard and terrible although he has tons of money and goes to a private school.

A facon talking to his "friends":
"Man my life is so terrible!!! I have a crappy Nokia and my mum has to pay the rent!!!!!"
*Goes home, plays on his iPad while in a bathtub full of money*

by fdfsdfhgfgcv khubi August 17, 2014