FaceMucked

When ones facebook is left unattended around friends, and every creative bone in the young adults mind focuses on destroying the integrity of tthe social networking medium. Slander, sexually explicit profile pictures, changing language汉语/漢語 and alot more friends from saudi arabia are all hilariously funny. dont complain, retalliate, come back bigger and more creative. and so the sport of FaceMucked was born

(brendan) Yo Trevor left his Facebook open

(mike) ITS TIME TO GET FACEMUCKED

(brendan) Should we change his status first or his language?
(mike) Dont forget to message his aunt and uncle, make sure they think hes gay!

by LAURIER_GOLDENHAWKS April 6, 2011

Sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker

People who consistantly post ass-kissing or overly complimentary comments to another person on facebook, almost exclusively in response to a facebragging status post, so that the other person can get confirmation of how wonderful their life is, etc.

Person A posts a facebrag status update with pictures of their children or what their children did that day, which in turn motivates a multitude of sycofacer or faceophant or facesucker posts of ass-kissing suck up comments to person A. Often done by person A to elicit such responses in the first place, and a form of facebragging.

by Darth Musburger March 20, 2010

gorilla facemask

After you blow your load all over a girls face, you take a handfull of your pubes and throw it in her face creating a gorilla facemask!

Monica had a hard time picking the pubes off her face after Aaron gorilla facemasked her.

by inthegooch December 3, 2007

Alien Facemask

Noun: the act of stretching the scrotum to cover the nose and mouth of an individual with the testes located above the person's mouth so that the person's face looks like an alien.

Courtany passed out last night on my couch so I covered her nose and mouth with my sack. It was the perfect alien facemask.

by Brad T. D. C. December 8, 2007

facespace

A misunderstanding/mispronunciation of either Facebook or Myspace websites, usually used by an individual without networking website knowledge, such as a parent, grandparent, or older individual.

You:"Grandma, I wanna use the internet again!"
Grandma: "You're always on that facespace all day!"

by spambot09 June 4, 2009

facejack

The act of breaking into someone's Facebook account and editing the profile to involve potentially embarrassing or humiliating information.

I don't actually love cock and think Hugh Grant is dreamy. I was facejacked! No, seriously!

by rock.star April 29, 2007

facesack

The throwing and catching of one's dice bag on one's face.

Points are awarded for consecutive sack catches, the first to achieve 10 "Face Sacks" wins.

"Would you like to place Facesack?"
"Yes, first to 10 sacks wins!"

"Your sack has landed on my face, minus two points!"

by _Ethan June 11, 2008