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Council House Facelift

Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.
"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"
by A~~ December 15, 2011
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montreal facelift

The act of performing a bukkake on someone and then going for a run whilst the weather is cold. The cold weather then hardens the semen on the face, simulating a facelift.
Alice: "I feel ten years younger after that Montreal Facelift! I can't believe how cold it was outside, though!"
by drinkingham_tttttff October 28, 2013
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German Facelift

Letting a girl grind ur face till it is slightly tightened
OMG that fit girl gave me a german facelift, she had been drinking pineapple all day so it tasted lush
by Banham July 8, 2009
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San Francisco facelift

When a man sits on another man’s face, preferably in assless chaps
Hey Paul, I gave that guy a San Francisco facelift last night, but he wanted a dirty pelican.
by Browntown4eva December 20, 2019
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Facelifted

Taking someone else's Facebook status update and making it your own.

Can also be used as "facelifting".
"Mark facelifted Steve's status update -- the funny one about the basketball game."

"Facelifted from Joyce: Go to Urban Dictionary and type in your name, then post the definition below."
by Carolyn RF February 3, 2010
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Las Vegas Facelift

A sink full of water and ice purposely used for curing common results of a prior nocturnal hardship. ie a wild night in Las Vegas.

A Las Vegas Facelift cosists of:
Water
Crushed Ice (Usually found in hotel Ice Dispensors, although any Ice will do.)
Large Hotel Towe

Direction:
Insert face into sink for 1 - 5 times, if possible open your eyes--this is for the experienced, do at your own discretion.

Remember to take deep relaxing reaths between each submersion.

Dry off.

This proceedure usually cures the common hangover, red eyes, sleepiness (from and 3-10 hour rest.), and removes dirt from your face.
Dude, I got so wasted last night. I totally forgot about work, and I seriously had to wake up or miss my meeting.

Why don't you use the Las Vegas Facelift next time?

I should of huh? Then maybe my boss wouldn't of noticed the red eyes I had all day.
by LeRoyJ3nkins September 4, 2009
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facelifters

a kick ass punk bang from mystic ct. myspace.com/thefacelifters
that facelifters show was intence
by you June 19, 2006
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