facotch

Female genitalia.

When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.

Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.

Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.

Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. The value of a long penis diminishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.

Exit for a baby, bitch.

It really smells a lot like facotch in here.

by RAYYYRAYY January 22, 2006

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facecouch

When your fail is so epic a simple facepalm will not suffice.

I just tore my house apart looking for my phone when it was really in my hand *smashes face into couch* that definitely deserved a facecouch.

by KawaiiBluBerri January 26, 2017

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facebitch

Someone who's a bitch to you on facebook but then licks your arse in real life.

facebook- ''omg you totally copyied my hair you bitch''

real life- ''omg your hairs amazing where did you get it?''

(facebitch)

by RaazTaaz January 29, 2009

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Facebitching

When someone posts something that reads as if it should go to someone specific, but in fact is posted as someone's status

"Lauren God he is such an asshole"

Lauren's friends "God Lauren is facebitching again, wonder who she's talking about."

or

Rod-"Rod Bighorn says forget you"

Rod's GF "OMG did I do something wrong??"
Rod's BFF "OMG is he mad at me??? I can't tell since he's facebitching"

by CHF924 April 29, 2009

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