Facebookbating

Masterbating to a friend's picture on facebook.

I did not just walk in on you facebookbating.

by Epicforehead November 28, 2010

facebookosis

obsessive, compulsive, psychotic use of face book

She's suffering from facebookosis, she hasn't gone out in days, hasn't talked to a real person in weeks, hasn't even bothered to wash her hair.

by roswan April 24, 2009

Facebookorize

(v) the act of terrorizing someone in facebook by gathering a lot of people and posting hating comments all at the same time. This is usually done to someone for a special reason (snitching, cheating on people, etc.) and usually results in the person deleting their facebook account.

Person 1: yo that guy asked out my girlfriend. wtf
Person 2: woa what a douche. Hey you his facebook friend?
Person 1: yeah why?
Person 2: lets teach that fucker a lesson and facebookorize him

by Oafml November 27, 2009

facebooktually

When you are invited to an event via Facebook, and cannot attend physically, you can attend Facebooktually.

Jeromie invited me to attend "I'd Ratherfest", but because I live in a different state, I can only be there Facebooktually.

by nothingface81 December 23, 2014

facebookvite

An evite that is sent exclusively on Facebook.

Jennifer "I don't think that people will come to a party with one days notice."
Adam "Sure they will. Send out a facebookvite and everyone will come."

by Adam Woodard December 13, 2008

Facebookitos

An addiction to facebook

Mom when will you get off facebook.
I can't i got Facebookitos, it is addictive.
Oh No! You gotta go to rehab!

by |3R@}{+()/\/ September 6, 2009

facebookstatuscommentingaphobia

Fear of someone on the popular website Facebook (the creator who is 25 made 3 freaking billion dollars last year!) criticizing your statuses that you post.

Teenager: So, therapist, I don't know what to do! The back space and delete button are the most common keys I use, I'm freaking every time I log on to Facebook, and I'm not getting any sleep because every time I post something on Facebook, Dick makes fun of me!

Therapist: Well, Vic Tim, you may have a case of facebookstatuscommentingaphobia.

by lettersfromjuliet April 14, 2010