facebored

To be so unbelievably bored that not even Facebook can entertain you.

Dude, I was so facebored last night that I got on MySpace!

by mountainfire August 24, 2008

Shatter My Face Bones

being so enamored by a celebrity or idol, that you would let them cause you physical harm just to be in their presence

Tom Brady, I’ll do anything I’ll give up straws just tell me what you want me to do to have a football shatter my face bones into a million pieces

by cyberhighlands May 20, 2019

facebooksterbating

|fās-boŏk-stərˈbā t-ing|
verb

to "like" one's own posts and comments perpetually; to give oneself pleasure by constantly "liking" your own posts and comments on Facebook

Did you see Cole's comments? He's totally facebooksterbating himself on everything he posts.

Nicole's crazy with all her self-liking quotes, an embarrassing display of public facebooksterbating.

by Holly M S February 15, 2012

facenesia

Inability to remember faces.

I met Joe's friend last night, but now I can't remember what he looks like, goddam facenesia

by riccardo577 January 13, 2015

facebooksterbating

spending all of one's time on facebook.

You have seriously been facebooksterbating all day. Please get off the computer and take a shower.

by immortalbeloved February 3, 2010

Faceboredom

FACEBOREDOM: (fays-bohr-duhm) – Noun: the state of being bored whilst on facebook - Origin: 2009 - Synonyms: facedullness - Antonyms: facecitement, facemusement.

The faceboredom kicked in last week when nothing new was haoppening

by Pr1nce February 4, 2010

Faceboredom

Being so bored you resort to:
1. Refreshing the homepage on Facebook multiple times in the hopes that something interesting will come up.
2. Stalking someone on Facebook
3. Liking random pages
OR
4. Staring at the Facebook homepage

There was nothing to do around the house so I went on Facebook. I clicked on the homepage link multiple times, but nothing interesting was going on. I was suffering from severe Faceboredom.

by Kiarii January 13, 2011