Faceborked

adj. 1. Denied a job because the employer found something bad on one's Facebook page. 2. Dumped by one's significant other via Facebook.

"I shouldn't have posted those photos from my bachelor party -- the manager who was going to hire me saw them and I got totally Faceborked."

by Amy Jervis January 27, 2009

Faceblocking

(v) The act of intentionally blocking another user from viewing one's Facebook profile, pictures, or other details due to that user's disagreeable worldview, stalking tendencies, and/or criminal insanity.

I have been Faceblocking my ex girlfriend from Japan because she is just loco.

by ChillUpMyLeg February 5, 2010

Faceblock

Basically cock blocking another virtually by means of facebook. It is usually by commenting on the same status when a similar person of interest is involved. ie someone chimes in when the other is spitting game on the wall.

Dude, I been trying to bag this girl for a month, and Ryan is totally faceblocking me! I'll say some shit and the motherfucker one ups me every time! Guess I request some more hos.

by Virtual cockblocking July 14, 2011

Faceblock

When you go on the computer to be productive, but never get past Facebook because you've made it your homepage.

I was supposed to be checking on my online class, but I got Faceblocked 5 hours ago.

by Jazzyris May 25, 2013

Faceblock

The act of commenting on a Facebook users status update in order to hinder posting by others. Typically this will involve commenting on the status so that comments by others will be out of context with the initial topic discussed

Status update (Poster)- Today is the happiest day of my life :)
Facebook (Commenter 1)- It's because of me right?
(Poster)- Of course, who else?!
(Commenter 2)-...... (Faceblocked!)

by DKN85 January 15, 2012

Facebooked

When you've budgeted time to catch up on notifications and read status updates.

I haven't checked PerezHilton yet... I'm still facebooked.

by VisualScott November 12, 2009

Facebooked

When something comes out that is new and revolutionary, then a year or so later something else comes out that takes the concept of the first thing and makes it better, ultimately leading to more popularity of the second thing and the decline of the first thing. That's getting facebooked.

Ex- myspace defeat by facebook

Guy 1: Hey remember when Guitar Hero 3 came out?
Guy 2:Yeah
Guy 1: But then Rock Band came out the same year and was better?
Guy 2:Yeah
Guy 1:Guitar Hero totally got facebooked!

by "Caesar" The Great September 30, 2010