When a woman queefs out a man's semen in such a loud splattering manner after intercourse that if one were to hear the event without seeing what had happened, they would surely assume that someone was competing in an explosive diarrhea competition.
"Hey Jennie are you okay? It sounds like you have yourself some diarrhea..."
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"
by captainmarshall1 July 12, 2014
Get the explosive queef mug.Explosive Penosis is a chronic respiratory disease in which the sperm shooting penis walls, burst due to the massive amount of sperm built into the penis.
Oh shit Bro my man was edging so hard he got Explosive Penosis
No way man the sperm exploded his penis
Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis
No way man the sperm exploded his penis
Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis
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Get the explosive diarrhea mug.Similar to projectile vomit, except from the anus. Normally explosive diarrhea is bile and orange juice, accompanied by chunks of scratchy objects ranging in size from a pebble to however big your ass can stretch, and unexpected volumes of fart which do a marvelous job of dispersing said liquid and chunks. Explosive diarrhea is deceptive; leaving the top of the lid virtually unharmed, yet devastating the underside.
by nUk July 27, 2005
Get the explosive diarrhea mug.1.explosive diarrhea is when you fart and have diarrhea at the same time.
not something you want to have.
2.when you get diarrhea and you poop so fast a jet of diarrhea water hits you in the ass leaving you smelling like well...shit
not something you want to have.
2.when you get diarrhea and you poop so fast a jet of diarrhea water hits you in the ass leaving you smelling like well...shit
by shutup312 March 16, 2009
Get the explosive diarrhea mug.When you own someone so violently in a First Person Shooter that you can't stand the fact the ownage is over. You stand firm above their dead body and teabag as you hold a live grenade in your hand till it explodes.
by SundanceKid February 9, 2008
Get the Explosive Teabag mug.Hello. My Name is Taylor. I am THE ONLY PERSON with E.S.D.
Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.
E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.
Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.
Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.
E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.
Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.
Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD): Have you ever had tacos and your stomach starts rumbling? Then you run to the toilet and unleash all hell? ESD is ten times worse, you usually don't make it to the toilet, it's very messy and occasionally puts holes in the walls.
by Taylorrina January 17, 2009
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