Penis Escalator

An escalator whose stairs is made of penises.

Hey look! There is a Penis Escalator! We should ride it for MEMES!!

by AyHa1810 April 11, 2021

escalator

Also known as moving stairs, transporting people up or down without the need for elevators or stairs or ladders or ropes or jetpacks.

"Rohan D took the escalator to the beauty saloon as he needed to look good for Felix, his date"

by Felix September 21, 2005

escalator

When having sex at the top of a staircase, the man karate chops the woman between the shoulder blades, causing her to flinch and her arms flail backwards. He then proceeds to kick the woman's legs out from under her, grab onto her arms and ride her down the stairs.

"Dude, my girl told me she was pregnant"
"Damn! What are you going to do?"
"Shit man, I'm giving her the escalator tonight and aborting that fetus"

by Andrew Nicholson May 17, 2006

ethanator

Ethanator.) a person named Ethan who gets all the pussy and is the most handsome and epic looking male in the world. He anialates all the pussy

Hey have you heard from lizze today? No have you? Yeah aperently The Ethanator got a hold of her! Omg poor girl!

by QuaterPounderGuy March 4, 2017

escalator-cockblock

That one person who ignores the golden rule of escalator ettiquette and stands on the left, therefore blocking the flow of walkers and efficiently cockblocking their walk up the escalator

Person 1:Why is there always one person who stands on the left?
Person 2:Because a trip up the escalator wouldn't be complete without one escalator-cockblock!
Person 1:AHAHAHA! Your so right!

by Whore5 April 21, 2011

Excavator

When a man puts his penis into a woman's mouth and pulls it out on her cheek, sometimes causing a popping sound.

Yo I pulled off so many excavators on this girl last night it was awesome.

by Excavate July 6, 2016

Escalator

The escalator is the act of commuting sexual intercourse with your girl, while sitting in a chair, and slowly moving up in rigid motions until you get into a full standing, erect, position.

There are 3 other positions for the escalator. Except for the escalator these include the stairs, which is for real men and involves actually starting from the bottom of real stairs. There is the ladder, which involves a real ladder, and is for hardcore men with the motivation for greatness, and lastly, there is the elevator, for lesbians.

John: Hey dude, I heard you and Valentina had a nice time last night.
Stephan: Yeah, we went all out and did the ladder.
John: Wow, I'm only able to do the escalator

by Escul November 28, 2015