Cross-Examine the Parrot

To do something extremely asinine, but the reason behind it was because the second-person joked about it.

-Did you hear about that man the other day? He confronted a tiger and rode it! He's mental!
-Yeah well, I guess it was the cravat guy's fault. That man was trying to Cross-Examine the Parrot!

by Ace attorney nick May 1, 2025

Vibration Examination

A formal term for vibe check

"Ok, as your doctor, I'mma have to give you a vibration examination."

by LewdNinja January 17, 2020

Counter Examine

A method used to render a person's argument invalid by way of intellectual banter, usually occurs between two people

I believe that the other party receives the opportunity to counter examine your argument

by Risako Hurts Your Ears August 18, 2018

the Examiner

A publication that used to be a newspaper. Now a "free paper" that caters to the right-leanings of its owners. See media consolidation and propaganda.

When I'm looking for honest news, I don't read the Examiner.

by ecsd December 6, 2006

Prostate Examination

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Did you hear about my Prostate Examination? It caused the world eternal damnation!

by Jungle Fungus September 11, 2025

Examine

To inspect (a person or a thing) to determine its nature or condition; to scrutinize

I am going to examine the ingredients and nutrition facts inside the things I buy

by 2029302 November 5, 2024

Balls Examinator

A man who examines balls for a living.

Yesterday I went to the Balls Examinator, turns out I have testicular cancer.

by The balls examinator May 17, 2022