future ex-girlfriend 

A female that isn't your girlfriend yet, but she wants to be, and the male is willing, but knows that he is going to break up with her eventually.

"Meet my future ex-girlfriend, Amanda."

future ex-girlfriend by opiv August 23, 2007

My Ex-Girlfriend 

My ex- girlfriend means the past girlfriend.
Its the girl with whom we were in love in the past but not now.
Normally we don't see our ex- girlfriend in our future plans and she has to be eliminated out of our life

Example of My ex-girlfriend is here

Kristen
Stewart is the ex-girlfriend of Robert Pattinson

My Ex-Girlfriend by Kaypee October 22, 2013

Obsessed ex girlfriend

One psycho girl who doesn't get the picture that you don't want to hang out with her and you don't want to spend time with her. Becomes a problem when you have a new girlfriend and constantly tries to be a caddy bitch and to get involved when the guy loves his new girlfriend more than he loved his "obsessed ex girlfriend".

O.E.G: oh my god i cry every day i'm an obsessed ex girlfriend and i can't live without you
Guy: I'm with my new girlfriend and i love her.
O.E.G: but i'm in love with you please come back to me
Guy: no i don't think we'll ever work out again, i love my new girlfriend.
O.E.G: please i'll buy you an M3 BMW!!

Obsessed ex girlfriend by Hannig September 26, 2005

Donkey Ex Girlfriend

Also known as Jimmy's favorite word, a donkey ex girlfriend is a reference to someones ex girlfriend that is a total bitch. When you are fighting with them, have one of your friends say, "Tell her shes a donkey ex girlfriend". Additionally, it is Jerry's surname and a fun way to make people angry by use of repetition.

Steven: Becca, tell her she's a donkey ex girlfriend!

Becca: Okay. "YOU'RE SUCH A DONKEY EX GIRLFRIEND"

Jimmy: Stop saying that!

Jerry: I am pink.

Donkey Ex Girlfriend by Aardvark Ex Boyfriend February 1, 2009

Future ex girlfriend 

Pronounced FEG: f-eh-g
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in relationship is a total douche bag.

Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future!

A few days later . . .

Brain: So what’s up with you and Jessica
Mark: she's just my FEG (future ex girlfriend).

Future ex girlfriend by Bessie Lou November 5, 2009

My political ex girlfriend 

Violet your a dumb bitch

Fuck you, just cause I’m a straight white male doesn’t mean I’m bad :(
My political ex girlfriend she’s “alt TikTok”

My political ex girlfriend by Dumbfkker September 28, 2020

national ex girlfriend day 

National ex girlfriend day arrives on august 2nd,this is the day right after national gf day where you celebrate your favorite ex girlfriend

mf you better post me on national ex girlfriend day!!

national ex girlfriend day by million dolla possay July 31, 2021