ex girlfriend disease

when you and your significant other break up and you can't stop peeing blood..

damn! there's blood all over the toliet! either that guy is a girl or he's got the ex girlfriend disease!

by dirty 30 June 13, 2008

national ex girlfriend day

National ex girlfriend day is a day where you celebrate you and your favorite ex girlfriend

Me:happy national ex girlfriend day :)
My ex gf: bye whore 😂

by Bad bitch period🥴 August 1, 2020

ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome

To randomly and compulsively say nasty words about a past lover to get over your ended romantic relationship with her.

Leave Jimmy alone. He's not crazy, he just has ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome.

by Ereck Flowers January 7, 2011

My political ex girlfriend

Violet your a dumb bitch

Fuck you, just cause I’m a straight white male doesn’t mean I’m bad :(
My political ex girlfriend she’s “alt TikTok”

by Dumbfkker September 28, 2020

national ex girlfriend day

National ex girlfriend day arrives on august 2nd,this is the day right after national gf day where you celebrate your favorite ex girlfriend

mf you better post me on national ex girlfriend day!!

by million dolla possay July 31, 2021

Ex girlfriend

The sister of your next girlfriend

My "ex girlfriends" sister is pretty hot, I should date her.

by Superpussyslayer July 12, 2022

Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

I want to fuck you again

He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text

by pp cc uu October 2, 2021