evolved poop dollar

a prank played on strangers involving laying on the ground with a rolled up dollar bill in your butt crack

Dylan- "check out this dollar!"
Josh-"where did you get that?"
Dylan-" that dudes sweet cheeks"
Josh-"OH NO... EVOLVED POOP DOLLAR"

by Josh is my name April 18, 2018

lesser evolved houseman

(adj.) denoting a creature which is not quite cro magnum yet not a homo sapien; of caveman origins, however current habitat for the creature is a house.

1. My especially hairy neighbor, Donald, is a lesser evolved houseman.

2. Watch as lesser evolved houseman dilligently vaccums and dusts his newly purchased ranch home.

by Prof. Gardener of the University of Harvard department of Anthropology September 5, 2008

Ark Survival Evolved

Do Not Play This Game
I Will Drive You Insane
It’s Like Crack It Will Keep Dragging You Back.

IM NOT KIDDING DONT PLAY ARK SURVIVAL EVOLVED!

by SWAGGINGPINGUS69 September 11, 2020

Ark survival evolved

dont play it, it will give you a hemmerhoid

that shit game ark survival evolved dont play it

by alljerrysincages2020 April 25, 2021

Ark: Survival Evolved

game with much glitch, much wow

person 1: ark: survival evolved is good
person 2: no it's very glitchy

by abcdefghijklmnopqrdtuvwxyz December 20, 2020

halo combat evolved anniversary

The reskin of Halo: Combat Evolved. It was released in 2011 as a separate disk, and re-released for Halo: The Master Chief Collection as campaign. It didn’t contain the original Halo: Combat Evolved multiplayer, instead Halo Reach multiplayer. The classic CE multiplayer came back in the Master Chief Collection.
It was 343’s first game that it made.

Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary’s graphics just got fixed on Halo MCC.

by yeltsA kciR May 23, 2021

evolving personalized information construct

According to the Museum of Media History - The "Evolving Personalized Information Construct" is the system by which our sprawling, chaotic mediascape is filtered, ordered and delivered. Everyone contributes now - from blog entries, to phone-cam images, to video reports, to full investigations. Many people get paid too - a tiny cut of Googlezon's immense advertising revenue, proportional to the popularity of their contributions.

The evolving personalized information construct is so going to feature on xkcd.

by Arunabh Das Three June 15, 2008