evolution shit

A turd so long that it emerges from the water in the toilet bowl.

Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.

by SadPepe December 10, 2018

evoluna

the ship name of evoni and luna

“did you see luna commented on evoni’s post? i hope they confirm evoluna!”

by dailyevoluna November 28, 2021

Halo: Combat Evolved

Halo Combat Evolved is a Game where a Man called John or Master Chief or 117 Is awoken from his cyro-sleep to kill some alien bastards, Halo Combat Evolved was originally made in 2001 for Xbox. It was released for PC in 2004.
Halo Combat Evolved is also one of the most badass games in history of gaming.

“Hey dude wanna do Halo: Combat Evolved??”
“Sure Dude”
These guys are the most badass guys in history.

by Dfbwinourwbfuofbdwjpjiwbdfji0 April 18, 2021

Evolute

When evolve is too simple minded of a word so people of a higher consciousness and those of a higher intellect use Evolute.

XXXTENTACION : You evolute in mind, you evolute as far as your age, you evolute physically .. mentally. If you are evoluting physically and you are not evoluting mentally, you are not doing the right thing.

by Nico Santana January 17, 2018

ARK: Survival Evolved

A severe mental and physical condition resulting in sleep deprivation, typically to imprint gigas, hypernatremia (high salt levels) and a chronic disease that inhibits the sufferer to reproduce.

That little virgin plays ARK: Survival Evolved lmao let's bully him

by Roadman Rahim January 29, 2020

dead end evolution

homosexuality

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As dead end evolution queers' poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!

by Nature Abhors Homosexuality June 11, 2013

Dragonball Evolution

another epic fail appearance.

major problem is: dont ever make a real movie based on a anime story. it will never work. not in 1000 years.

facts:

if youre a true fan of db, don't watch this movie, you will die.

almost no one had gone to the cinemas.(only f41l0rs)

no one will buy the dvd.

torrents are allready dead cuz it sucked so hard.

real dragonball fans want to forget that this movie was ever produced.

DB evolution is not over 9000.

a: whats the worst movie idea in 2009?

b: dragonball evolution! how much fail can the world take untill it breaks...

a: well i guess the limit is reached soon O_o

by by jun 12, 2009 June 12, 2009