everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason

Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.

by jpatt April 9, 2007

Everlame

See Everquest

A Lame MMORPG Created at the right time.

I quit UO for Everlame and never saw PvP again.

by Azaroth March 26, 2004

everlasting yay

the essence of cocaine

you know we got that everlasting yay!

by that gangsta bih April 4, 2008

Everlasting Gobstopper

The cock, penis, wang, meat stick, gut pounder.

"Mr. jackson, what are you doing?"
"tasting your Everlasting Gobstopper"

by Jacob The Awsomest September 2, 2005

everlaster

a "allrightsreserved"username, currently in use on the Web by a swedish hacker.

this blog was created by Everlaster

by jack ryan July 22, 2008

everlasting bogstopper

A large mass of feces in a toilet bowl that resists numerous attempts at removal through flushing

My wife left an everlasting bogstopper in the bathroom this morning

by dfern January 10, 2009

Everlasting Gerbstopper

When you throw in a gerb and leave in your mouth for an extended period of time it acts much like an ever lasting gobstopper

Last night at that party Zach threw in an Everlasting Gerbstopper...hes dank

by Ram Rod 605 June 22, 2010