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Post-Ejaculation Revelation

(PERV)-Noun.

The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)
Alexander Graham Bell got into a huge argument with his girlfriend on his lack of communication skills since he supposedly didn't let her know that he was going to be home later than planned that night. This argument between them left her in a frustrated mood for the rest of the night which then resulted in her refusing to give him sex.

So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:

"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"

The rest is history.
by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009
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Ejaculate

When cum squirts out of the tip of a guy's penis
Chad : WOW You Are So Pretty!
Maggie : OH MY GOD GET OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM!
Chad : O WOW Silk panties (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON MY PANTIES!
Chad : O WOW A Silky Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE IN MY BRA!
Chad : O WOW Your Hair is so soft (sniff) Ahhhhhhhh!

Maggie : YOU BASTARD YOU EJACULATED ON MY LEG IM CALLING THE COPS!
Cops : Ok PERVE your coming with us your under arrest for Public Ejaculation!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON THE COP!
Cop : O you will serve hard time for that (WACK) (WACK) (WACK)
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Maggie : Wow I never seen a guy Ejaculate so much!
Steve : Hey Pretty Girl! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD! HELP! HELP!
Cop : Come along PERVE and join your boyfriend!
Steve : Ohhh! can we share a cell so we can Ejaculate on each other?
Cop : (WACK) (WACK (WACK)
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Cop : Sorry for the mess mam! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Maggie : Thanks Hot Cop Man Wow did you just Ejaculate in your pant's?
Cop : Uhh Yeah your kinda naked!
Maggie : Well why don't you close the door and Ejaculate inside me then!? (wink)
Cop : Well im sure there is still some Ejaculation left in the tank! (wink)
by SlopNChop May 8, 2019
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Re-ejaculate

Sperm being released from the pussy after sex.
After a night of life altering sex, Karen had to go to the bathroom to re-ejaculate the sperm her boyfriend shot in her.
by Phrenchie January 23, 2009
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Emasculated

To have been rendered less of a man, or been made to feel much less of a man through humiliation. This term is most often used to describe a male douchebag who has been pussywhipped by his woman.
The fact that lame Ed has chosen to neglect his friends and be home before midnight on a Friday night is proof that he has allowed himself to become completely emasculated by his girlfriend.
by Kirlong March 14, 2010
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Evaculation

The use of a natural disaster to find horny girls.
I'm headed down to Miami cause I heard there's an evaculation going on.
by DaRealDBlock September 12, 2017
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Ejalculates

A portmanteau of ejaculates and calculates. Used to refer to a situation where a man calculates precisely when he will ejaculate in order to take a definitive action e.g . pulling out.
1) Tom ejalculates so he can avoid cumming inside girls, as he doesn't like to wear condoms.

2) "Last night, I had to ejalculate 'cause Sadie wanted me to finish on her tits.
by guywhowritethething August 5, 2016
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collateral ejaculation

v. Unintended ejaculation caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. Typically the ejaculator is one of limited sexual experience and does not possess the ability to control his/her "load".
Aaron -"Hey where did Nate go?

Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."
by unbastardoloco June 17, 2007
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