espn 

to have very strong game inspite of or on account of a hint of sleaze.

Anish partied like a rockstar last night. When I saw him pinch my CEO's ass I knew he had espn on.

espn by zombie March 6, 2005

ESPN 

Erroneous statistics presented nightly.

Yo dude I wonder how many goals were allowed during the 3rd Tuesday night of June in 1966?

Turn on ESPN, Erroneous statistics presented nightly mate!

ESPN by anonymous June 26, 2021

ESPN 

ESPN (Entertainment Sports Pension Nationality): An organization that integrates entertainment, sports, and pension services with a focus on supporting national identity. It provides retired athletes with pension plans and opportunities to engage in entertainment and sports-related activities that promote national pride.

Example: After retiring from professional soccer, Maria enrolled in ESPN (Entertainment Sports Pension Nationality), receiving a pension while participating in national sports initiatives and entertainment events that celebrate her contributions to the sport.

ESPN by bergerpicard16 January 21, 2025

ESPN Stat 

A statistic so specific or fitting that it allows mediocre players to be compared to all-time greats. This kind of stat is generally used by ESPN to push a narrative

ESPN: Michael Jordan and Ben Dover are the only players in NBA history to score 27+ points, 12.45+ assists, and exactly 69 rebounds in the month of January when it’s snowing outside.

You: What a bullshit ESPN Stat

ESPN Stat by Rbern18 January 25, 2022

ESPN 8 "the Ocho" 

Bringing you the finest from seldom seen sports from around the world since 1999.

Did you watch the Amateur, Division 1 Curling district champions last night? It was on ESPN 8 "the Ocho"!

ESPN 8 "the Ocho" by Clavefor January 11, 2015

ESPN kid 

One of those sport kids from your high school who wears sweat pants every day. An espn kid leaves his TV on ESPN all day even though its boring and repeats the same shit every ten mins.

"Why does that fucker cool guy everyone and get laid even though he is boring, not funny, and wears nike sweat pants everyday (and/or basketball shorts with tall nike socks and sandals)"?

"Well it's because he's a goddamn blockhead ESPN kid".

ESPN kid by dungeonhustler October 12, 2014

ESPN the ocho

its espn but better. its the ocho!

extreme dodgeball is shown on ESPN the ocho!

ESPN the ocho by Alex Liebson April 10, 2005