Escrow

Noun. Real estate term. Period of time in which your money is with a title company, the deed is with the title company, and you're waiting to get the house you're buying. Characterized by increasing bouts of anxiety, craziness, and buyer's remorse as the insurance gets turned down, the plumbing -- and your dreams -- dissolve, and your hard-earned money diminishes at a rapid rate.

Yup, we're in escrow. Tomorrow I'm checking myself into the loony bin.

by Looking for Mr. Dream House August 29, 2012

Escaoe

Known on the Metallica message boards as being the greatest Metallica song ever. Or it is atleast become that way since the dumb misspelling and shows why posting and drinking doesn't mix.

"D00d when are they gonna play escaoe and fryade!!???!"

by Misterdude5 April 26, 2010

Male Escort

the coverup legal name for male prostitute. Pleasuring both of his female but mostly his male acquaintances, the guy is either a desperate straight guy needing of money, or gay guy for various reasons.

Male Escort: I made $500 for 2 hours to give some guy a bj
Female Prostitute: I made $70 for a 5 min bj

by mcloovesex June 14, 2011

esco syndrome

when you have plenty of shit to do, but you don't want to do anything and just sit and listen to music and stare at your monitor doing nothing.

ie. Being bored as hell while having plenty of things to occupy yourself with

<LlamaJudeau> damn
<LlamaJudeau> esco syndrome is hitting hard T_T
<LlamaJudeau> im all "jesus wtf im fucking bored"
<LlamaJudeau> "animu? no. movie? no. game? no. go outside? no. stand up? no."
<LlamaJudeau> "do nothing? >______<"

by unruled June 28, 2008

escomo brother

When a two males have slept with the same female that makes them escomo brothers

You slept with my ex that makes us escomo brothers

by Jim Bob 2626 March 24, 2010

Escrotious Intent

-To subvert sound opinion and gut feelings with facts and logic.

-To ignore one's inner voice and instead choosing to follow documented facts

Bill knew that what he thought was true because he just knew it... knew it in his gut, regardless of facts and logic. Dave's attempt to blur Bill's reasoning with legal documents was escrotious.

Your Honor, I object on the basis of escrotious intent. My client knows what she feels and the court should accept that.

by Burt McFactual September 7, 2013

Estrodus

Any coordinated movement of a large group of females, typically to the restroom.

Sara: Ladies -- I'm 3 Coors Lights in. Who's up for a bathroom run?
Pack of Women: Sounds good. Let's estrodus.

by boostie October 27, 2008