Noun. Real estate term. Period of time in which your money is with a title company, the deed is with the title company, and you're waiting to get the house you're buying. Characterized by increasing bouts of anxiety, craziness, and buyer's remorse as the insurance gets turned down, the plumbing -- and your dreams -- dissolve, and your hard-earned money diminishes at a rapid rate.
by Looking for Mr. Dream House August 29, 2012
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(v.) To put in escrow.
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(v.) To put in escrow.
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The time period in a new relationship that she is not having sexual relations with you. The duration can vary but usually amounts to three dates. This has been known to make men behave in a manner some other men call “Being a pussy.”
Billy asked his friend “Hey Clause hows that new girl You met from the Halloween party and you doing?, have you banged her yet?”
Clause says “Nah my ninja I’m in penis escrow brah. But I’m taking her out to Dairy Queen next Friday so I’m thinking we gonna get some ivory and bump uglies!”
Billy - Damn bro, you got class!
Clause says “Nah my ninja I’m in penis escrow brah. But I’m taking her out to Dairy Queen next Friday so I’m thinking we gonna get some ivory and bump uglies!”
Billy - Damn bro, you got class!
by Mattroid Prime October 31, 2017
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-To ignore one's inner voice and instead choosing to follow documented facts
-To ignore one's inner voice and instead choosing to follow documented facts
Bill knew that what he thought was true because he just knew it... knew it in his gut, regardless of facts and logic. Dave's attempt to blur Bill's reasoning with legal documents was escrotious.
Your Honor, I object on the basis of escrotious intent. My client knows what she feels and the court should accept that.
Your Honor, I object on the basis of escrotious intent. My client knows what she feels and the court should accept that.
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