Eshay junkie

Crack pipe suckling coke snorting weed suckin dirty TNs wearing side bag whore

Fuck eshay junkie pussyhole weed deez

by Unkiejay eshayyyy April 28, 2021

ESHAY BRUH

e s h a y b r a a a a

ESHAY: ugh Im SO SO SOOOOOOOOo cool
kid: ummmmm...... hello sir u ok-
ESHAY: DONT TALK TO ME NERD
kid: oh, I know who u are, your peppa pi-
random person: ESHAY BRUH
other person: ESHAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Good person: no wonder the kid is smarter than u.

by Kawaii Kitty May 30, 2021

Eshayz

It Means If Something Is Really Cool/Good Or Something Good Has Happend.

Person #1: "Bro, Our Teacher Died"
Person #2: "Eshayz"

by Asif "Kay-d Trigga" Khan July 30, 2008

Eshay

Teenage Australian fuckwit who is a mega shit cunt. They generally wear striped nautica t shirts adidas shorts Nike bumbags nautica or Nike caps and Tns (or 90s 95s and 97s if they’re too broke to get tns). They are generally aged 12-20 and are all dumb as shit and drop out of school and spend the rest of their lives doing drugs and stealing. They are generally found at shopping centres or train stations and they smoke, drink, steal, swear, fight, stink, wear esh clothes and hang out in groups of at least 5. They all think they can fight and carry around knives but in reality they can’t do shit and if one comes up to u then just threaten them and them to fuck off and they will piss off cuz they r all pussy af. They also deal drugs and steal and they r just genuinely fuckwits and idk why everyone is trying to b like them.

Person 1: *wears tns*
Eshay: oi cunt give us ya fucking tns or me and da boyz will bash ya
Person 1: Leave me alone you absolute fuckwit or I will punch you. Stop bugging me
Person 2: look at those eshays threatening that grown man I bet they’re year 7 at box hill high.

by Big_nigward_69 October 3, 2019

Eshay Moment

Basically means a great moment when something happens

Just got a PS5, this is an Eshay moment

by Idri Mora July 31, 2022

Kobe Eshay

A person who did not know or knew but didn’t follow the lakers or Kobe, but since is death has always talked about Kobe, bought his shoes, clothes and pants, etc, and has become a Kobe eshay.

“Man, where’s Jim?”
“ I don’t know, probably at the shops buying Kobe gear because he’s a Kobe Eshay”

by The Kobe Eshay February 26, 2020

Dress up as an Eshay day

On November 16 dress up as an Eshay and strut your way into the nearest drug dealer hangout. Make sure to wear your TNS and adidas striped T-shirt’s. Pop pingas and get into fights with random 12 year olds.

“Oi look at these eshays, careful they might roll ya”
Eshay: “Oi cunts what size ya foot”
#November 16 - Dress up as an Eshay day

by getspissedonatconcerts November 2, 2019