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Escalade

Is a top-of-the-line full-size luxury SUV manufactured by General Motors under the Cadillac Marque. The Current generation Escalade/ESV and EXT are built using the GMT-900 platform using an IMPRESSIVE Vortec 6.2L V8 delivering 409 BHP @ 417 Ft. LB. of Torque the Escalade/ESV/EXT trio are the MOST powerful and successful SUVs/SUT ever produce by General Motors.

SOME body panels are share between the Chevrolet Tahoe, Suburban and Avalanche and GMC Yukon and Yukon XL Yukon/Yukon XL Denali. HOWEVER, No interiors are share between the entry-level Chevrolet and GMC versions.

Some Features exclusive to the Cadillac Escalade trio are Autobeam HID and LED headlights, Magnetic Ride Control sensors and cooled and heated cup holders.

The top-of-the-line-trim GMC Denali package versions feature SELECTED similar details enhacing its appearance. A number of features, engine size and number of safety airbags commonly found in the Cadillac versions can also be found in the Denali package.

The Escalade is the most hated luxury SUV in the world by poorly uneducated and immature idiots who CANNOT afford it and choose to compare it to the cheaper Tahoe, Suburban, EXT Yukon or Yukon XL or as a "Nigger car" "pimp car " or "drug car" vehicle due to it's popularity in Rap music videos and shows like The Sopranos.

The most hated comments come from the assholes who drive current-to-date UNDERPOWERED Navigators and Range Rovers and those who will NEVER be able to afford not even an used one.
Logan: Fred got himself a new ride after the many headaches with his Range Rover HSE.

Joseph: Yep, it's the new Escalade. A great choice. Dumping that Hindu-owned-wanna-be-SUV clunker was a GREAT idea.
by GM Co. July 31, 2009
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Cadillac Escalade

That Cadillac Escalade could woop your piece of shit's ass in a luxury car show.
by Cadillac Princess May 5, 2008
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eScapade

An intimate journey/quest under the influence of e. Such an experience involves hours of intimate hugging, cuddling, and group soul searching.
A: "Wow, that was an epic eScapade last night. I think I fell in love with everybody."

B:" Yeah man, you were rolling face...did you find heaven?"
by cuddlepanda34 December 16, 2010
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escalade

someone who is manufactured, fake, and or lies alot.
you are such an escalade
by arielle May 8, 2004
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Escalade EXT

A version of the Cadillac Escalade: Pick Up Truck.
It's the tightest Cadde ever!
"Omg, Did you see that Escalade EXT, Dawg???"
by LadyMcVay May 2, 2004
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escapade

one of the best larry fan fictions ever, written by dolce_piccante (who happens to have read duplishitty)
A: have you read escapade?
B: dude, my @ is literally escapademcqueen shut the fuck up i worship jack mcqueen
A: yeah i wanted that @...
B: too bad it’s mine
by escapademcqueen June 13, 2021
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escalade

an escalade is a vehicle taht true pimps and rich people drive. The escalade is made by cadillac and is usually priced around 50,000 US or more. You can pimp out an escalade and it will look very sweet. Usually rappers rap about drivin in their Caddy.
Escalades are the best SUV's you can buy. They are pimp mobiles
by LilJOnwhattt: August 24, 2005
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