erectus dysfunctionus

An intellectual’s way of explaining he’s dick don’t work

Sorry to disturb you, but you must inquire the fact that I have the rare “erectus dysfunctionus”

by Dan Bain March 2, 2018

Stictile Erectus

A word to be used when the male genital gets aroused/affected and you have to describe it.

similar words: stiffy, boner, hard one, howling wolf, mishap, and confused.

Dude1: Wow dude I'm really pulling a stictile erectus right now.
Dude2: Yah me too.

by very unique name April 13, 2021

Diquesuk Erectus

Diquesuk Erectus (dïk-sukkk æ-recked-us) (noun); A "closet" homosexual with alcoholic and/or meth-head tendancies who has boundary issues and Touches EVERYthing. Most likely loud and obnoxious when intoxicated. Addicted to/or obsessed with pornography. May appear to be overly sensitive/emotional (cries like a bitch... Often) although he (probably) lacks the required emotions necessary for such behavior. Has an amazing ability to "lie" himself out of any and every possible accusation, yet will "sing" like a jail-bird about his own "chrymes".

I can't believe nobody warned me I was marrying a Diquesuk Erectus before the wedding!

by StalkHolmie December 18, 2021

Homo erectus

When straight guys get erections after looking at other guys.

I got a homo erectus after looking at John!

by Guy Ragetobia March 9, 2015

Hobo Erectus

Any one of low public stature or has very little money that always has very sexual feelings toward another person place or thing.

"Jimmy is such a hobo erectus!"
"look at that bum. always horney for that Trash bin"

by Monique Cab August 10, 2007

homo erectus

when you think dudes are hot

Yeah... you're suffering from a case of homo erectus. You're wang is hugified, by a man and not by a woman

by thaotherb December 5, 2004

bono erectus

Maximum amount dick size you get

I got bono erectus when she did that nasty trick

by skykillah February 1, 2016