Hipster Equity

Hipster Equity – hip-ster ek-wi-tee noun The cumulative value of an individual's style and preferences that contribute to their overall qualifications to be acceptable among the independent cultural elite (hipsters). One's Hipster Equity is positioned against another's to determine which is greater. Increases and decreases in Hipster Equity can only be determined by external entities.

1. You purchase an original My Bloody Valentine Loveless LP in VG+ condition. Hipster Equity +1.

2. You enter a Walmart for any reason. Hipster Equity -5.

by oversat January 4, 2013

antique farm equipment

a somewhat obscure racial slur used against black folk- the inference being that they were used for farm work a good while ago and so would be "antique".

Larry shook his head, "Now ah say this was a good neighborhood but now its being overrun by these dang pieces of antique farm equipment..."

by maks May 20, 2004

outdated farm equipment

Slang term for black people.

Markett: Dayyyum (damn) this rap music be hardcore.

John: Quiet, you piece of outdated farm equipment.

Markett: What the @#!~ you just say?

by FuzZo July 17, 2006

equitrans

the surface area of skin between the butthole and ballsack

Never, ever get your equitrans waxed.

by JaxSon4 August 12, 2018

obsolete farm equipment

A black person, or, multiple black people.

- " Is Jimmy in the bar? If he's there, his motorcycle will be parked out front."
- " I know, I can't tell, my view's blocked, all I can see is a bunch of obsolete farm equipment."

by kartie606 March 8, 2008

equinebrium

A physical state where you are more adept at tasks which are difficult when too sober or too drunk (e.g. bowling, pool, beer pong, hitting on the opposite sex)

See:
Equilibrium - a state of balance
inebriated - made drunk, intoxicate

I always start out sucking at beer pong, but there is that magic time in the night when I hit equinebrium and I just start making cups.

by Dr. 84 April 17, 2010

modern farm equipment

Harry Mexicans. No need for big green tractors when you've got Mexicans.

Juan is a piece of fine modern farm equipment

by Harrymexican January 16, 2017