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Anti pregnant

When you’re on your period
Me: yo bish
Friend: I’m dying

Me: are you anti pregnant rn
Friend: yes guuuurl

Trying To Get The Sky Pregnant 

Verb; For a gentleman, engaging in a vigorous act of self-love.
Bob: "Girlfriend round tonight mate?"

Trevor: "Nah, bruv...she's up on blocks. I think I'll be Trying To Get The Sky Pregnant for the next few days."

Bob: "Tough break, mate...I know how you feel."

Trevor: "Ian Beale!"

Both: "'Eeeeey!"

Im pregnant 

2 words a man never wants to hear
GF: Baby, Im pregnant
BF: Aw HELL NAW!!!
Im pregnant by KC December 27, 2004

Pregnant 

What at least one girl gets in high school.
Girl 1: Rebecca got pregnant and she doesn't even know who the father is.

Girl 2: I'm not surprised, she's a slut.
Pregnant by Delaneyab February 21, 2018

im pregnant 

when you have unprotected sex with your partner of the opposite gender
GF:"Baby remember last month in the shower when we had dat amazing sex"
BF:" Yea it was so fun"
GF: Well remember we didnt use a condom and im not on birth control"
BF:"Yea"
GF:IM PREGNANT, NIGGA

[Mr Pregnant] 

Absurdist YouTube comedian who makes bizarre gross-out videos. Often wearing his trademark snaggly, nasty ass fake teeth, he sings pop songs, makes prank calls, or wreaks havoc in public. A lot of his comedy involves his making fun of himself, in particular his so-called "manboobs" or "stink tits."

His most famous video to date is "Big Girls Don't Cry," in which in he offers his interpretation of the class Four Seasons song.
"Shnacker Shnaw!" shouted Mr Pregnant as he galloped across the field in a pink leotard.
[Mr Pregnant] by AJR41885 February 27, 2009