Ellowel

A homosexual act done to someone within your own family.

"Wow he's totally gunna ellowel you..."

by joshhymah February 24, 2008

Ellowyn

Ellowyn is an American asshole that farts and burps and makes everybody pass out. She is a circus doufuss and loves showing her double chin. She is also Asian. If you meet an Ellowyn, prepare yourself for what's to cum... cause she's actually a giant man who loves to make people laugh and a prankster and will steal your phone and give it back to you in weird ways...

"I just married an ellowyn couple days ago" damn son, you gotcha self a man!!!

by Hot vegetables October 12, 2018

eBlowJob

The electronic version of getting a blow job for a job well done, deserved or undeserved. If deserved an excellent way to scork yourself by means of printing the eBlowJob and mailing it, framing it, etc. If undeserved it can be forwarded as an excellent way to eShit on someone, especially the schmuck-on-wheels who deserved it in the first place.

I just shit on Jason by hitting goal first, so my boss sent me an eBlowJob and asked me if I wanted a shrimp cocktail when I get off of work. Hussah!

There's an opening! If you eBlowJob me quick I'll be sure to get the position!

by phalon May 18, 2009

Epowell

Fiending crack whore
Would do anything for a dick (or two)
Likes it 'in and around her mouth'

Simon - YO BITCH SO MY DICK!
Epowell - YES SIR!

by abacus123 December 7, 2010

eflow

Over bearing estrogen bomb. Timer goes off once the phone call is made about a frat party. Frat guys receive the main effects of the eflow and the fallout falls amongst the peers. Eflow is the build up of emotions and pressure causing the build up of estrogen. Much like cialis, when the moments right will you be ready. Unlike those 60 year old men getting laid every 4 hours, Eflow has limited exposure to male sexual organs. Thus making it a helluva experience when it occurs. The release of emotions through physical activities is eflow.

"you about to eflow tonight?"-Pat
"Of course! I'm gunna grind all over them"-Jess

by JEpperScreeperS May 29, 2011

Elowhat

A combination of the words eloquent and what.

A sentence that has the makings of a proper and fancy sentence, but is unintelligible.

"To properly understate how the rest of China regales in collector's failings." is quite elowhat.

by OSCVorgo November 13, 2011

eplomydes

ee-plō-my*ds / eh-plō-my*ds
Noun.
Two consecutive lines on the shoulders section of the logo. It will look like your logo is wearing epaulettes on its shoulder.

The Bentley and the Mini Cooper logos are both designed with eplomydes.

by AtlasS72 January 8, 2017