The toilet enigma is when you shit in the toilet a whole bunch, but when you look down at the bowl there is nothing there but water, thus the fecal matter is blinked out of existence.
"bro I just poo'd but there was nothing in the toilet when I was finished"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"
by DumDeeDragon July 31, 2022
When your opinion of a piece of pussy at the beggining is reliant and changeable by an event or act at the end of getting said piece of pussy.
I almost thought that bitch pussy game was so so until she did that shit at the end and I realized that it was grade A technique, she got that enigma pussy.
by Iam Chris July 10, 2019
A male so brilliant he is cannot be properly understood by anyone else, including fellow Enigma Males. Enigma Males are a sub category in the Male hierarchy, they are found equivalent to the Alpha Male but instead find themselves detached from the main evolutionary strain.
Chad: Bro Elon Musk is such an Enigma Male, like nobody understands just how smart that guy is, like he has some unfathomable ideas.
by PartyInChernobyl August 16, 2021
Somebody that affords an incredibly high standard of living with no obvious form of income or criminal activity. For an example go to any cafe bar between the hours of 9 and 5 on a weekday.
Cafe assistant 1: Quiet today
Cafe assistant 2: Wait till 11, the urban enigmas will start getting up.
Cafe assistant 2: Wait till 11, the urban enigmas will start getting up.
by 9 - 5 pacifist November 23, 2011
by wooooo February 04, 2005
This is well known Facebook Page who founded by someone named Caution. It is unknown why he/she created a horrible page. The page is notoriously famous for their conspiracy articles, fake news peddlers and has writers who are egoistic such as Grimlocker.
by An0nymøuS March 02, 2022
when a gentleman attempting to butt fuck encounters the life long question as to whether the woman would want him to wear a raincoat, or just plain raw dog it.
Last Friday, me and Suzy were getting down to business, then I got totally mindfucked by the anal condom enigma, so she bounced and I had to rub one out so i didn't get blue balls.
by holla holla back ching chang April 29, 2007