English Teacher 

Usually middle-aged men and women who have a self-written sci-fi series sitting in their desk drawers that no publishing company gives a shit about. Therefore, giving their students terrible grades helps fill up that depressing hole in their hearts. They also get a boner by thinking about how their perception of the book is far superior to anyone else’s. They typically over-analyze random speech in novels and make you feel like a dumbfuck while doing so. For example, if an author writes “The dog was sad.”, an English teacher would talk about how this is a reference to the revolutionary battle tactics of Napoleon. Meanwhile, the author really meant that the dog was just fucking sad. Despaired. Depressed. Whatever other synonyms. Case closed.

Kiss-ass Kelsie: Ms. Johnson is the best English teacher ever! She really helps emphasize the true need for literature to enrich our otherwise pointless lives.

Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.

English Teacher by milayaaa November 28, 2020

female english teacher

The most liberal teacher ever. She is the queen of political correctness and will most likely kick you out of her class or give you an office referral if you use gay/homosexual as an insult, but to be honest you probably deserved it. She enjoys overanalyzing anything from The Epic of Gilgamesh to Romeo and Juliet. Some people probably strongly dislike her, but you'll learn to love her once you get past the fact that her quizzes over acts/chapters are insanely hard.

CAITLYN: Hey, how did you do on the Romeo and Juliet Acts 1 and 2 Quiz?
RACHEL: Well I have a female english teacher so of course, I got a 63%.
CAITLYN: Nobody in my entire Pre-AP class got above a 75%, deadass.
RACHEL: Damn, can't wait for my female english teacher to say it's our fault that the entire class failed, not hers.

female english teacher by lonleygirl March 12, 2020

English Teacher 

Didn't use her own clothing to look good in school or college, copied someone else's style. Likes a blow job. Drinks underage. Worries about her boyfriend and other woman and grabs on stuffed things at night. Only ever likes her hair long. Isn't conservative and maybe is even a fucking petafile. Her providers must pet her files. Talks about who's she's associated with to complete strangers. Is pushy and demanding. Cruel to vaginas and doesn't care to her own breath.

That English Teacher is going to ruin Philadelphia please let a male teacher work there instead.

English Teacher by europopian September 1, 2009

English Teacher 

The person I’m getting hard at right now.

Timmy: Like our English Teacher Ms Smith?
Me: Oh yeah, I fantasise about her all the time.
Timmy: What? Not giving you detention?
Me: Nah man, her as my slut.

English Teacher by Jerking off 24/7 April 25, 2022

evil english teacher 

the english teacher that constantly gives you homework, and one that you really think is a lesbian O.o She is also the reason you are on urban dictionary in the first place. And right now she is giving me a death stare

Person 1: What subject do you have next?
Person 2: English * -.- *
Person 1: Oh Crap, and you have that evil english teacher too
Person 2: I swear she is a lesbian
Person 1: I know, Oh well, time to look up and/or write definitions on urban dictionary.

evil english teacher by DramaQueen12345 October 26, 2010

advanced English teacher 

A teacher that will gleefully give you an A ++++++++++ FOREVER! If you say symbolism and/or society in a class discussion. It also helps to act like you give a care.

teacher: Tell us about this book....DANNY!
Danny: Well it has to do with symbolysim and uh, society.
teacher: It sounds like you give a care.
Danny: Oh I do, I do!
teacher: GLORIOUS! A++++++++++ FOREVER!

advanced English teacher by Danny Peterson January 12, 2004

English Teachers 

They are Satan but way more extreme, they torment you by forcing you to write pointless paragraphs of one sentence in a prehistoric book that no one uses. These types of motherfuckers would assign you 10 paragraph essay for you to compete for the next day. I swear, I would personally start a holocaust for English teachers; if you picked English A level consider this as a warning to you.

Person one: We have English.
Person two: IK
Person: English Teachers are worse, trust me

English Teachers by IslamicTord December 9, 2022