Over-Engineered

Anything made by Stuff Made Here YouTube channel

That lock was over-engineered.

by Billiest bob joe May 31, 2021

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

ENGINEERINUITY

1)TO BE ABLE TO BUILD ANYTHING FROM NOTHING . BUT NOT PROBLEM SOLVING-- SOLUTION FINDING

Taking a skill saw and a skid and making a working table saw is real engineerinuity

by DAMN-NEBULI April 3, 2015

engine guardian

A Person Whose forehead resembles that of an Engine Guardian off the Game Elder Scrolls. Someone whose speech consists of every racial slur in the game and writes long love letters to egirls.

Dang, look at Miami and his big ass engine guardian forehead over there.

by Vegetable69 February 15, 2018

Engineer Eye

Your standards for female attractiveness are substantially lowered after attending Brooklyn Tech for a good period of time, mostly because of the sheer lack of attractive women in the entire building. Known as engineer eye because of the brooklyn tech mascot, the Engineer.

Dude who goes to Tech: Hey man, that girl's pretty cute, should we go talk to her?

Dude who doesn't go to tech: Yo that's a monkey spreading its ass cheeks, you totally have Engineer Eye

by antlerskettering October 10, 2009

thomas the dank engine

An accurate representation of the chug life.

When Thomas the Dank Engine puts the clip in his AK he slays from far away, everybody hit the D.E.C.K.

by dankm7 December 5, 2015

Reality Engineer

Reality Engineer
A person that alters reality by using various techniques to manipulate the beliefs and perceptions of one or more people. All reality is based on beliefs supported by perceptions therefore by altering the beliefs and perceptions, reality can be altered. Reality Engineers use hypnosis, mentalism, magic and other skills. Reality engineering can be performed for entertainment or to affect life changes (like stopping smoking, losing weight etc)

Fred: Dude did you see when that reality engineer bent that spoon with his freaking mind?
George: Yeah man that was sick!

Lord Q.: Cigarette?
Lady B.: I saw that reality engineer fellow the other day, and now I do not smoke anymore. Kindly leave.

by Mr. E. Mann. June 6, 2013