energy drink 

a slang term used as an inside joke around parents and our peers to explain what is REALLY contained in the old nuspeed bottle as we chug away...

Nicky: DUDE wanna get messed up off the energy drink tonight???
Mokky: yeah dude lets do it!!!!!!! i love the feeling those energy drinks give me
Mickey:wut are you guys talking about?!?!?!?

energy drink by random italian man seeking sexual healing May 29, 2007

cocaine energy drink 

the shit that burns.

i drank a cocaine energy drink today, and my throat was on fire and i was sweating.

cocaine energy drink by crackalacka. August 7, 2008

Tab Energy Drink

An energy drink made especially for girls. It increases female hormone levels. NOT FOR GUYS TO DRINK. If consumed by a guy, be sure to see your doctor ASAP. I'm not even kidding. If you don't visit your doctor, you will turn into a girl! Stupid idiot, why do you think the bottle is pink?

John drank Tab Energy Drink; now he's Joanne. What an idiot.

Tab Energy Drink by Soid January 20, 2007

energy drink 

A foul-tasting concoction of questionable contents advertised to increase your "energy". While it is sold in health food stores and gyms sometimes, the real target demographic are obese gamers, who drink energy drinks to become even louder and more annoying.

Without energy drinks: At, 15% he goes into phase three, lust then.

With energy drinks: DUH! LUST AT PHASE 3 NOOBS! UHH! BILLY MAYS!!!!!

OBESE DOUCHEBAG ENERGY. NOW WITH 50% MORE FORCED MEMES IN EVERY BOTTLE!

energy drink by Downvoting Victim January 6, 2014

Polish Energy Drink

The unexpected insertion of a finger into the anus during a sexual act. "Unexpected" is key because it provides a smelling salt-type effect of giving the receiver a jolt of adrenaline.

He was really just going through the motions in bed last night, until I gave him the Polish Energy Drink.

Polish Energy Drink by Zesty Zach January 17, 2011

Energy drink 

A drink meant for adults that is typically consumed by people under 14 cuz they think it maked them loom cool or think they will go hyper but they're still mommy's boys'

Ben: omg dude we look so cool holding this energy drink can

John: i know man im gonna go hyper

30 yr old man: fucking retarded kids drinking energy drink

Energy drink by Energy drink addict February 3, 2017

Bozo Energy Drink 

When your friend, gives an unreasonable excuse.

me- Yeoooo Reggie lemme get some of that baconeggancheese my mans
Reggie- Nah you good bro, i just bought it.
Me- That's that Bozo Energy Drink my mans smh you wack af

Bozo Energy Drink by nahfrthoughems69 April 3, 2021