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unemployed

A bug ass nigga with no hoes n no job.
damn, he unemployed
by completelyinept December 11, 2016
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Unemployed

A state of being in which one does not hold a current job; being lazy because you have no choice; the reality that nobody wants to hire you.
Jackie is kicking ass at being unemployed!
by The Red85 August 1, 2012
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An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.
yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt! is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different
by pop off kween November 13, 2020
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Hardcore Unemployed

something that is so incredibly badass or awesinine that this adjective is the only thing that could possibly come close to describing it. the ultimate superlative word. if you or anything you say gets labeled this for a good reason, then you are pretty much God for that moment. if it's a bad thing, well you are probably about to die.
1. "yeah i could have dated Keira Knightly but i decided not to"
"man, not only does that suck hardcore unemployed but you are the most hardcore unemployed gaywad ever made!"
2. "wow she's so hardcore unemployed loose"
3. "you got me Jaws: the game! wow this is supposed to be so hardcore unemployed!!1!11!!!"
4. snakes on a plane.
by Jarricklietti Productions December 24, 2006
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shake hands with the unemployed

what guys who can't get a girlfriend do
When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"
by Monodon July 27, 2004
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self-employed

To have pit stains
John didn't want to lift up his arms because he knew he was self-employed.
by cheesemcdeese November 3, 2011
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unemployed

A female whose face is just isnt working out
That bitch needs to watch my kids, maybe babysitting; damn that bitch is unemployed!
by XWF May 10, 2005
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