emolepsy

The condition of near constant aggrevation and bitching caused by listening to too much emo music.

Dashboard Confessional has given my son emolepsy!

by Jimmy D March 18, 2004

Emogelical

White evangelical Christian males, under the age of 40, who wear skinny jeans, attend Q Conferences, and think there's a 72% chance that gays are going to hell. They care a lot about poor people, from a distance. They get Seth Godin's daily email and they like to debate about atonement theology, even though they don't quite understand it. Hair is very important. They are known to create drama in the College and Young Career groups at mega-churches for breaking up with their girlfriends because "the Lord just wants me to be single for a while, so that I can really give him all the glory," and they say that they've "kissed dating goodbye." When they start dating someone else in the College and Young Career group the next week, they say, "the Lord just really laid it on my heart that I need to start courting again." Emogelicals often take online seminary classes and work as baristas.

My church is being taken over by Emogelicals. All they want to do is mack with girls and have Bible studies about chastity.

by Teejbuddy May 28, 2010

emoglam

Basically, emo kids that try at all times to be fashionable. They're sure to match their belt with their shoes, their shirt to their trucker hat... in other words:

emoglams are emokid fashion freaks.

"Dude, check out that emoglam guy..matching his belt with his shoes"

by elenax June 7, 2005

emogrant

'alternative' cultural chameleon; one who can morph from beatnick (50s) to hippie (60-70s) to new waver (80s) to alternachick (90s) to hipster (00s) and beyond (10s); scoundrel who takes scenester jobs from the has-beens

that moody emogrant swings wildly from pensive poet to carefree apolitical psychedelic fiend to punk appropriator to promiscous consumer of all things supposedly "not mainstream" to aloof irony queen without skipping a beat

¿bipolar?

by diogenes53 November 20, 2010

emore

An equal combination of an emo and a whore.

Shannon B is such an emore, I can't even take all her black.

by Seck Seey October 11, 2013

Emography

Emo photography; whereby the photograph contains more hair than face.

Go to Myspace, and look for an emo. They are bound to have some emography.

by Kim Oakley February 19, 2006

Shinji Ikari Emoment

Sat in the bath tub mulling over your pathetic existence! Staring at ceilings wondering why you're here!

That is what we call a Shinji Ikari emoment!

Use it in a way to express an emo prospective on things, but without being accused to harshly for being a bit emo!

Friend 1:

I was just about to get out of the bath, when it dawned on me. "Who am I, why am I here, will anyone ever appreciate me!"

Friend 2:
OMG that is such a Shinji Ikari Emoment!

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Someone says:
Just had a Shinji Ikari moment in the bath!

by SunSetSphinx August 17, 2011