emodork

an over emotional nerd that expresses him/herself with an excess of emoticons.

You are such an emodork!

by NoTTi October 5, 2006

Embed

Crudely, to have sex with, in Shakespearean terms.

Verily, we hastened to the inner sanctum of her chambers, whereupon I embedded the comely nymph.

by Alcoholichero August 13, 2015

Emodouche

The rare breed of both an emo and a douche.

Mike: "everybody wants me to be what they want me to be; i'm not happy when i try to fake it. ...oh that's why i'm easy, i'm easy like sunday morning"

Mikes older brother: oh go crawl in a dark closet emodouche

by Hope W January 23, 2011

Emokedgranny

crack that kids smoke while playing kahoot.

emokedgranny is sellers at Walmart

by emokedlolz October 24, 2019

emoetry

The poems often found on the macintosh air laptops of upper middle class teenagers with dark eyeliner and gay (yet somehow awesome) skinny jeans in crazy colors. Usually depicts their horrible suffering after all their years of opression, overcoming all the barriers and restrictions their expensive private schools have put on their individuality. And by individuality, I mean comforming to the emo stereotype.

1. "My wrists now a river of blood
My tears a forlorn ship
Drowning, sinking
Through the crimson abyss

Bleeding the pain away
My deep soul brooding
Yet death's whisper
Stays so far away..."

"Enough of this emoetry, lets go to Hottopic!"

by Yellow Brick Fox October 4, 2008

Emodian

A fail race of the new MMO, AION.

Emodians are the dark emo race which cut themselves and have an extreme amount of backhair, which they claim to be manes. This race is very arrogant and is populated with the 14 year old basement trolls which once inhabited World of Warcrap.

Emo
AION
Emodian

by Emodianfan September 3, 2009

emodictionary.com

What urbandictionary.com has oficially turned into....a place for rich, spoiled white kids to post their myspace pictures so that other people can realize they exist. The pictures section proves that the core audience consists of Avril look-a-likes and Hot Topic customers.

Wow, real fucking urban.

This website is officially a parody of itself.

by Aaron Peckham fails at website moderating. May 6, 2005