Orgasm Enlightenment

The ideas that you get while having an orgasm. Ideas can be as elaborate as a new invention or as simple as another sex fantasy.

Dude, the other night when I was fucking this girl i had an Orgasm Enlightenment. what if Jada Fire had sex with an anime person who had a 2 foot dick?

by masterhizzay19 November 18, 2010

enlightenment

1.a philosophical movement is 18th century Europe. Its most famous writer was the political theorist John Locke, whos writings influenced Jefferson and Franklin in their Revolutionary ideas. The enlightenemnt stressed that human beings should rely on God's gift to them, logic, and that theur world was very mechanical. Goes well with deism.
2. an epiphany

man 1"Oh my god! It just hit me"
man 2 "What"
man 1"i forgot to flush that toilet back in that memphis hotel"

by Demosthenes May 13, 2005

Elightskin

The name of a homosexual male that talks to females to later get them stolen by midgets

Elightskin do kavi's handshake

by shidaddy February 17, 2022

Enlightened Lifter

A god amongst newbie lifters

Guy 1 : "I'm only putting on newbie gains, I just don't know how to grow"
Guy 2 "Go talk to Sam he's an Enlightened Lifter"

by shapex July 21, 2023

Enlightened American Syndrome

A self-loathing American who disparages American society and people with sweeping negative stereotypes and subjective rantings, with unsaid implication that they have somehow risen above their countrymen and behave in a more cultured manner. EAS is especially common among young Americans who have traveled or lived briefly in an expat bubble overseas.

Julie came back from her summer study program in Germany with a bad case of Enlightened American Syndrome and won't stop complaining about the ugly strip malls in her neighborhood.

by Steady Mercury September 16, 2021

backdoor enlightenment

1.
percieved enlightenment
obtained through methods
that dont neccessarily deliver
the productivity of enlightenment

2.
shortcut to enlightenment
(an oxymoron as one cancels out the latter)

(as in.. he may think that hes figured it out living inside his acid trip
but no real progress has been made as he is still attached to the one plane- he percieves to be "it")

ex: "Ive seen many suffer the illusions of backdoor enlightenment in the psytrance scene."

by maria mouk April 20, 2006

enlightenment

A "Neo seeing code view in the matrix" moment in real life; specially juicy if done through tantra or guided shamanistic drug evenings, and the bonus you get for near-death experiences.

"Who said that? Oh my God. I am living my mother. Get me outta here!" Pop!
"aaaaah - if I shut up and think before I speak, I won't risk repeating what's she's said, and if I loosen up and fuck whoever I please without trendy value judgements ruining my merging experience I'll be a happier person"

by Kikio December 28, 2003