Although he seems sweet enough at the beginning, he is really a HUGE dick. He picks his few favorite people and is a extremely rude to everyone else. Eastens are usually tall, very very lanky, and love basketball. Most people usually wish Eastens would just GO DIE and save ourselves the problem of having to live with him. If you are friends with an Easten, get away fast!!
Loren: I met a guy yesterday
Sara: What's his name?
Loren: Easten...
Sara: AHHHHH get away while you can!
Sara: What's his name?
Loren: Easten...
Sara: AHHHHH get away while you can!
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Get the Ass Exstentions mug.The act of wanting all the benefits of a relationship without the feelings involved. Very much like "friends with benefits," but in this case including more than sex - for example, cuddling, cute couple cosplaying, cooking together... the domestic stuff as well as sex, simply without romantic attraction.
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