Sam Eppers

A fucking pussy. No one likes him. So ugly and unattractive. Sucks at baseball too

Wow look it's sam eppers. I feel bad for his family for having to raise him.

by Legsjquabdnssn October 26, 2016

nude elders

a naked elder, old person, or someone over 70.

i was having a good time in my wet dream, until i saw nude elders

by fukkunt September 6, 2017

Matthew Epperson

People usually named are gay but pretend to be straight but they really aren't. Then they try to say they are better than everyone even they really aren't. This person named this also usually plays dinosaur games including of Ark Survival Evolved. This person also tends to play Fortnite even though they hate 3rd person shooter games. This person may also tend to have a desperate girlfriend even though this person likes dudes.

Matthew Epperson stated that I'm better than everyone and they can go to hell because im better than everyone at everything.

by Lebron Fame June 22, 2019

Elpresador

A term for a 40 year old homosexual man who does nothing but plays video games.

Stay In school kids or you'll end up like Elpresador

by Elpresador June 27, 2009

Elpresador

A YouTube commentator whose content, much like his hair, has grown thin.

Friend 1: Have you been watching Elpresador's videos lately?

Friend 2: Nope.

by Former Sub October 10, 2012

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

eldersit

to babysit for someone who is elderly.

Stems form the idea that caring for babies and the elderly require similar things- soft food, diapers, soothing talk and the occasional need to reassure them when they get fussy.

had to eldersit for Grandpa the other weekend. I fed him strained peas and carrots.

by Wordsmiths January 30, 2007