Egotesticle

Term for a high profile, overly confident male (i.e. a politician) who believes he can lie about extramarital affairs.

That candidate is so egotesticle he thinks we'll actually believe he was hiking the Appalachian Trail last weekend.

by ms. wordiness November 4, 2012

egotistical asshole

A person who thinks they are the embodiment of perfection or have god like qualities; look up Kayne West or Kim Kardashian. A completely useless vain person.

person 1: Hey did you see Kayne last night?
person 2: Yeah, man that guy is an egotistical asshole

by FoxyVixen June 19, 2016

eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.

yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?

by Papa Dub March 10, 2008

Egotesticle

Gender oriented egotism.

He is such an egotesticle dolt!

by Angela2BPecked September 2, 2011

Egotistical

The act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one's Ego. It is most commonly done through pointing out the other person's shortcomings.

egoist: everybody loves my good looks
person 2: congratulations
egoist: everything i have is better from the clothes i wear down to the car i drive
person 2: aww shucks
egoist: i'm not egotistical

by Marney21 August 6, 2007

Egotestical

When a guy thinks that they have the biggest balls out of everyone, often talking about and referring to them. The real size of the testicals are often unknown.

George: God damn, a helicopter could use my balls as a landing pad there so big
John: Fuck you George, your egotestical. Always talking about your balls

by Foxygrandpa420 January 26, 2011

Egotesticle

When guys are especially cocky about their junk.

Steve: dude! I'm HUGE!
Bob: Quit being so egotesticle!

by Dr Lina P September 13, 2009