straight edger

Somebody who is straight edge, and follows all that goes with it.

"I am drug free, I am alcohol free, and I am better than you!" (CM Punk)

by OD Smith March 21, 2005

Edgerunner

Someone who defies categorization, especially during high school. Almost grunge, almost hipster, almost preppy, almost nerdy, edgerunners can fit in anywhere.
Fucking awesome. You want to be an edgerunner.

"Dude, I give up. That girl's not a hipster, not a prep, not grunge... but she's still so goddamn cool."
"You've got yourself an edgerunner there, mate. Get on it."

by relies September 19, 2012

Edgermit

A massive shit that causes internal bleeding

Ugh man I just took a huge fucking edgermit

by Ching chang wing wong March 27, 2015

round around the edges

Too easy to get along with

She was too round around the edges to get a boyfriend. She feared boy would take advantage of her.

by Ereck Flowers June 25, 2015

straight edger

1. A person who does not drink, smoke, abuse drugs of any kind, or have meaningless sex (read: the majority of people, most of whom do not define themselves by the fact that they do not partake in any of the aforementioned activities. But hey... you'll have maniac fringe in any group).

2. Trendy fucks who drop the ideology after about two months.

3. Militant dipshits who are too goddamn ignorant to see that the only thing that separates them from Conservative politicians is the suit and tie.

1. No thanks, man; I don't smoke. I'll wait inside until you're done with that cigarette.

2. I AM A STRAIGHT EDGER. XxXxXxXSTR8XEDGEX4XLIFEXxXxXxX

3. I feel that it is my duty to 1)legislate morality and 2)equate immorality with my own personal view of what society should not do. XBRING BACK PROHIBITIONX. KILL YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALER XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX NO DRUGS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER. But really, it's what's best for the world.

by SxXxXXXxXxXxXXXxXxXXxxXxxXxE June 11, 2006

edgerrin

new school running back plays for the colts

edgerrin james is the ####

by josh November 1, 2004

snatching edges

To pull on someone's hair hard enough to pull out their extensions or weave. This is like snatching someone's wig, but is instead about extensions/weaves rather than a wig. It can also be used as a metaphor for being surprised just like snatching someone's wig is used.

Sheniqua was snatching edges metaphorically when she literally snatched Tuwanda's edges by pulling out her extensions.

by Sir Poopington July 1, 2017