eBay 

A group of 100,000 people buying useless crap from eachother, and then selling it again to the same moron who sold it in the first place for no reason, just so eBay stock owners make more money.

"Where did you get those pants!?"
"I bought them off eBay"

eBay by dickhead July 26, 2003

Ebay 

A place where one gets ripped off.

"Yo homie, I just bizzought this sword right here for 300 dollars. Let me just unsheathe it out of the scabbard--- why is it falling apart?"

Ebay by Not Zane September 17, 2004

eBay 

Best place to buy things for 1-99 % cheaper. The World's Online Marketplace.

I was starting to bald so I got some hair cream off eBay!!

eBay by Lizzie May 2, 2003

eBay 

A place where you can by a man to dress up as Larry Bird and dig you a hole.

I need a 1987 figurine of a globe that is hand painted. Where can i find that? TRY eBay!

eBay by boom-shocka-locka January 10, 2006

ebay 

a wonderous place on the internet that supplies me w/ hours of laughfter, fears, joy, and so many other emotions I can't even describe. Also it's the only place online where you can find peeps dumb enough to pay $5 for a sailor moon tooth brush =_=

Prisitine: Oh what did ya get on ebay?
SB: A buncha nifty sailor moon toys I had been looking for! ^_^
Pristine: How much did ya end up paying?
SB: $5.00 for the auction and $200 for s+h
Prisitne: O.O......

ebay by Shankie Bear December 24, 2004

eBay 

A website auction where you rip people off because they're stupid or people rip you off because you're stupid. See: Napster

eBay by Sedi May 31, 2003

ebay 

A person who can find anything and sell it to you, ie. a drug dealer that can get you anything you need!

(your dealer who can get anything from schedule 2 substances to stolen 64" plasma televisions, You call him eBay)

They used to call richard eBay!

ebay by CrimSonSPYder January 6, 2006