Embargo

Popuralized by JFK's move on Cuba in 1963... an embargo is a ban on all coonery, coonish behaviour or either within a certain space or within a residence. This is normally instituted by fed up spouses or fed up parents who have had it with the behaviour of the person in question.

Yung Pop-a-squat: "Yo ma homie Bae-Slaya, when you throwing down another turn up at your spot?"

Brian: "Homie, wifey ain't feeling it no more. She done put on the embargo. By the way you have to call me Brian around the house"

Billy Ray should have put an embargo on Miley years ago...

by Kibztiano Leonaldo October 16, 2014

eargasm

When you get chills listening to music (in particular, from John Williams, who is widely considered the greatest movie score composer of all time).

Forget the actual movie scene, this music is giving me an eargasm!

by gimme the money May 22, 2016

Ebag

A co-worker who exhibits one personality and set of morals around you and another completely fake one around their co-workers and bosses. The fake personality is solely so they can appear a "company man" and not lose their job.

Fuckin' Gabe is such an Ebag. Did you see him kissing the bosses' ass to his face and then talking shit behind his back? What an Ebag!!!!!!!

by The Conjurer June 2, 2020

Eargasm

n. The experience of hearing something (i.e. music) so incredible that it could be considered the auditory equivalent of an orgasm. Also adj. eargasmic.

Phil: That orchestra was great... not AMAZING... but really good.
Kyler: Yeah, that wasn't a great recording... live, it'll be eargasmic.

by Kyler Stuckert January 9, 2008

Jamba Embargo

When someone decides they've had enough of Jamba Juice and their refreshing drinks.

Miguel decided enough was enough, he was either going to shave or break his Jamba Embargo and get something refreshing.

by Path March 23, 2007

Eargasm

1. Similar to an orgasm, but it happens to your ear and happens when you're listening to music that should have its own holiday and maybe even a sex position.

2. That indescribable feeling that sends chills throughout your body when you come across a song that makes you want to make babies.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Holy shit what happened Tom?"
"I just had an eargasm while listening to this song"
"Let me listen....AAHHH HOLY SHIT EARGAAAASM!!!!"

by DailyDose October 13, 2009

earguardless

When you need to wear hearing protection, but you don't.

A J Foyt is almost deaf because he drove racecars for 20 years earguardless.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006