crucial muggin earmuffs

To refer to oral stimulation of the male genetalia used in cases when someone is just acting foolish.

Dude: I'm about to catch that crucial muggin earmuffs tonight man
Dude 2:Huh?!
Dude: You know man, that bop son.

by Pville69 November 24, 2007

Silicon Earmuffs

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Wow! Look at the Silicon Earmuffs on that girl!

by Bobinexile July 17, 2006

choclate earmuffs

The sexual act in which a women tilts her head both ways as the man drops a hot steamy load of shit on both of her ears, this is best seen when a couple is away in a log cabin in the middle of alaska, good for warmth

"dude this chick was begging for the choclate earmuffs, so i turned her sideways and laid it to her!"

by kyleshaffer21 January 14, 2009

Nicaraguan Earmuffs

The act of having a penis thrust into both ears as one defecates onto the chest of an albino.

"Terry has to wear double hearing aids now, cause he tried the Nicaraguan Earmuffs."

by Orangejuice Jackson January 27, 2009

swedish earmuffs

A sexual act that keeps a females ears warm after two men simultaneously ejaculate in and around her ears.

female: "ya, my ears are much warmer"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."

or

male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"

by Miguel Honess July 17, 2009

Crusty Earmuffs

When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.

Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.

A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!

by PetesMom February 9, 2013

earmuff

A term used to describe the orgasmic clamping action of a gal's inner thighs over the ears of somebody performing oral sex.

Man, she totally earmuffed me!

by Heat123 November 9, 2007