Whilst you are lying down, you adjust (puff up) your package into a mound above your closed legs. Then you lay a girl, ear down, onto your lap, thust providing the warmth needed to keep the cold Minnesota nights at bay.
by Nazz Egan March 30, 2005
Get the Minnesota Earmuffmug. by Bobinexile July 17, 2006
Get the Silicon Earmuffsmug. The sexual act in which a women tilts her head both ways as the man drops a hot steamy load of shit on both of her ears, this is best seen when a couple is away in a log cabin in the middle of alaska, good for warmth
"dude this chick was begging for the choclate earmuffs, so i turned her sideways and laid it to her!"
by kyleshaffer21 January 14, 2009
Get the choclate earmuffsmug. by Orangejuice Jackson January 27, 2009
Get the Nicaraguan Earmuffsmug. A sexual act that keeps a females ears warm after two men simultaneously ejaculate in and around her ears.
female: "ya, my ears are much warmer"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."
or
male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"
males: "ya ya shore, much stickier they are too."
or
male1: "hey man, that girl loved our swedish earmuffs !"
male2: "ya, too bad you stuck it in her ear when you came"
by Miguel Honess July 17, 2009
Get the swedish earmuffsmug. When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.
by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016
Get the Kansas City Earmuffsmug. by HarambesDong March 12, 2020
Get the New England Earmuffsmug.