EarthMC

Minecraft server where all the players are bots meaning their script runs out eventually so they start again. Leads to repeat conversations in chat and mayors re-inviting players to their town because they dont even remember kicking them out a few days ago for a 'serious offence' (these Roblox kiddies are nuts they even hold 'trials' for breaking 'the law' that are dumb af). Also claim griefing is 'illegal' but they'll quite happily grief your build if they ('the community') decide it shouldn't exist. This is done by asking mods (who 'the community' have in their pocket) to remove the build using worldedit.

EarthMC is people who should be playing Geopolitical Simulator instead of Minecraft.

by Goth Doll October 27, 2023

snuck on earth

When you’re so ugly it looks like you aren’t even supposed to be on this planet, like you snuck here in a UFO or something.

“Your boyfriend so funny looking, he looks like he snuck on earth!”

by Kaidobruhluver6 May 9, 2023

Flat Earthers

Strange Humans that believe the conspiracy that planet earth is flat.

Hey, welcome to the Flat Earthers club take a seat and our international meeting with start in 5 minutes so get prepared to lose more brain cells than you currently have

by The Urban Dictionarian July 7, 2018

The Tallest Man on Earth

Is the moniker of Swedish folk singer/songwriter Kristian Matsson. The Tallest Man on Earth is awesome. He claims to have been born in Sweden but is likely to have been born on whatever planet Bob Dylan and Nick Drake hailed from.

As of 2010 he has 2 full length albums and 2 EPs.

What is the best song ever?

King of Spain by the Tallest Man on Earth

by Someone who is pretty tall November 18, 2010

Earth Minute

A future holiday that will celebrate our planet for one minute. All things electric or fuel engineered shall be shut off for exactly 60 seconds. It will feel like a worldwide power outage that lasts one full minute. Earth Day lasts 24 hours, Earth Hour lasts 60 minutes, and Earth Minute lasts 60 seconds. We are giving less time and importance to mother earth, but on the bright side some time is better than no time.

When I was kid, we celebrated something called Earth Day. When I was a teenager, we celebrated something called Earth Hour. As an adult, we are celebrating something called Earth Minute.

by Nature Guy47853 April 22, 2009

earthmelon

A Type of melon that should exist.

Watermelon,
Earthmelon,
Firemelon,
Airmelon.

Long ago, the four melons lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the firemelons attacked. Only the avatarmelon, the master of all melons could stop them, But when the world needed him first, he vanished.

by pkle January 7, 2016

Earth ant

Slur for someone of native Asian heritage, usually residing in the jungle or a tropical climate.

Spencer: who are those people in the jungle?
Jackson: those are just some earth ants building a hut

by Drake O May 4, 2021