emachine

i got one with windows xp home w/sp2

mine has a
AMD 2700+ 2.2 ghz
samsung 2700 512 ram
radeon 9200se 128mb graphics card

by god March 26, 2005

slot machines

The slot machines are the hypest. They ride some bicycles and shred the gnar on a regular basis. On many occasions they have exploded things with their minds simply because that is what they are capable of.

The Slot Machines ride at dusk!

by SM01 November 27, 2007

Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

The hottest Goth Rock band ever. From Fairfield
Invented seminal goth stuff. Like The Cure. And Black Nail Polish.

1) I was at Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines last night - I bet I get some hot goth-lesbian action!
2) I'm going to Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines tonight. Can I borrow your black nail polish and Good Charlotte T-shirt?

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

machineseven

finobe admin

Man 1: Its machineseven
Man 2: oh ok.
Man 1: Wanna go get groomed by null now?
Man 2: nah foof is my daddy.

by funnymanwithfunnynumbers May 15, 2021

net-machines

www.net-machines.com
The prime of the internet, and a catalyst for eliteness and knowledge. Feared by many, abused by some, respected by all. Unrivalled in verbal engagement, and unbeatable in the same respect. Truly the cream of modern day ownage. See elite, leet, ownage, pimp.

This do0d from NM totally destroyed my pathetic ass on eplanet last night, while completely obliterating me verbally !

by www.net-machines.com May 28, 2003

Grandma Machines

A Machine That Not Only Pleases One's Grandma But Also Is A Grandmother Itself

My Grandma Machines Are So Wet.

by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010

Weight machines

Machines used by women and men that are too afraid or misinformed to do an actual workout

I'm gonna go hit the calf raise and forearm weight machines even though I can barely do even a girl pushup.

by Real Fitness February 3, 2012