Dyrexia

Having poor or no sense of direction. Like dyslexia but for navigation.

Sanjay is hopeless without his GPS, he has terrible dyrexia.

by cdubsf November 17, 2009

urbex dyslexia

A learning disability marked by impairment of the ability to recognize and comprehend written words, especially those relating to a wrongful entry upon abandoned properties.

Mike: " Look at that decrepit old factory! Is that a 'No Trespassing' sign?
Bill: "Do you mean that sign that says 'Come On In!'?"
Mike: "Oh, you're right, let's urbex!"
Bill: "Why not? You know we suffer from urbex dyslexia! It can't be cured!"

by bill b licious November 24, 2010

dyslexicon

A feared enemy of the Aubotots and the Deceptinocs. They transform words into the secret language of dyslexia.

Optisum Prime defeated Metagron, but Dyslexicon defecated them both.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

emotional dyslexia

the (inconsistent) inability to read other people's minds through body language and facial expressions.

oh, shit! you were being sarcastic?! i'm emotionally dyslexic so i missed it completely.

dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!

by geek.neo January 16, 2011

Moon-Induced Dyslexia

The cause of frequent misspellings during late night Facebook chats. It only occurs at night and thus is induced by the moon.

Person 1: "Ugh i hvanet eevn srtarted the egnlish paepr."
Person 2: "Dude..."
Person 1: "Oh sorry, I have moon-induced dyslexia"

by heythuritscait April 4, 2011

dyslexic cuddler

Someone who doesn’t know the appropriate positions at appropriate times, or someone that has no fucking idea how to cuddle.

“Adam get up you fat fuck, we aren’t spooning on the floor you dyslexic cuddler!”

by iwasinurbedlastnight June 12, 2019

Dilexic

Ali qureshis way of saying dyslexic

Why are you being dilexic

by Haboosh July 5, 2022