doorknob question

Those are the dreaded words that doctors hear as they place their hands on the doorknob to leave the treatment room at what they think is the end of the patient encounter. The patient then tells the real reason that they scheduled their visit. This phenomenon frequently is the culprit that disrupts the doctor's schedule for the rest of the day.

Kayla turns back for what doctors know as the "doorknob question", or the embarrassing symptom turnaround.

by bobene November 14, 2011

dorkboy

Any guy who possesses the traits of a dork to such a high degree that it is his defining characteristic.

I tripped over my own feet! I feel like such a dorkboy!!!

by Tim L. April 24, 2004

Dorkgasm

See nerdgasm

To over-react to something nerdy; a video game release, a new movie with a hot female celebrity envolved, etc.

"That Ninentdo Wii thing really started a dorkgasm on the Vestibule."

P1"Dude, that girl is sooooo hot. I can't wait to see Scary Movie 4!"
P2"Have a dorkgasm over it at your own house!"

by Torgo Rouzdouer May 9, 2006

Dork

Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times. A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks.

You are such a dork.

by Blah November 19, 2003

licking Doorknobs is illegal on other planets

When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.

SpongeBob SquarePants - "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

by SmeariestMocha9 October 29, 2019

Community doorknob

A slut. Everybody gets a turn.

Britney had sex with 3 nerds. She's a community doorknob

by cswiss November 24, 2010

dork

A term of endearment used by a girl for a boy she thinks is smart, cute, and funny. Often used when she's trying to remain casual or is too shy to let him know.

Boy: *flirtatious joke*
Girl: "Dork."

by breathtakingbeauty August 10, 2018